Shane’s “Auston Matthews Girlfriend” Story Pissed A Few People Off. Here It Is Again With More Pictures.
Blah Blah outrage. Blah Blah disgusting. Blah Blah look at me PLEASE.
Some kid named Justin decided he was better than Shane’s opinion that Auston Matthews new GF was pretty and compared Sidney Crosby to a “sexless robot devoid of recognizable human traits” for some weird reason.
Q: Why has Sidney Crosby spent his entire career presenting himself as a sexless robot devoid of recognizably human traits?
— Justin Morissette (@JustinMoris) July 9, 2017
A) No one said anything about sexless robots, and if they did, I would know. I love them.
B) Identifying that someone’s pretty and applauding the young man for being in a relationship is a great thing. If Justin needed to up his Likes and RT’s by standing on the shoulders of someone else’s story OK. We do it here all the time.
C) Relax Charlie. Life’s not that difficult. Watch this clip of a classic movie. Usually, helps me break out of my funk.
That started a series of tweets from other schmucks that were so outraged by the sexist, perverted picture Jordyn posted on her Instagram. I don’t know about you Justin but do you think these two very attractive people have any human traits? Or is that what people with little self-esteem say?
How disgusting is that? I’m also offended by the short shorts movement btw. Apparently, she picked him up so correction “some of her finest work.” Either way yes it’s so 2016.
"that gal appears to be some of his finest work" hope you know you're fucking disgusting lmao can't believe someone wrote this shit in 2017 https://t.co/YcWLCzVltG
— sam🌼 (@nhlsaros) July 10, 2017
EEEWWW. I can’t believe she posts these. Where’s her self-respect?
"some of his finest work"??? you're disgusting. shut the fuck up https://t.co/OD9XuFuul8
— yea rights (@justiceforlatta) July 10, 2017
Here’s more disgustingness.
Make it stop. Please, Dean. It’s none of your business. I mean sure she posts these on her Instagram account to attract attention but why can’t we just live in an androgynous world! LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME PLEASE!
it's none of your business and i'm sick of seeing so many people talking shit just leave it alone is it really that hard
— yea rights (@justiceforlatta) July 9, 2017
OMG! PINEAPPLES! THE FUCKING HUMANITY!!!
This was my Favorite. I asked this person what was creepy about it. They just told me I’m a pervert and to fuck off repeatedly.
i'm going to barf. this is so disgusting and creepy. https://t.co/AtCQEJtJmn
— ~ (@shamaplan) July 10, 2017
Well If that makes you barf get ready for a full on Myocardial Infarction or some real poltergeist shit because these next two pics are THE WORST.
Here’s the article again. Just a blog post really. Don’t read it. It’s perverted.