Shia Labeouf Gets Arrested For Being A Dick
Ever since 4chan banded together for two of the greatest flag heists in history, Shia has managed to go even crazier. If you have no idea what I am referring to, watch this shit.
Being drunk in public is a great way to get arrested. Another great way to get arrested is calling a cop ‘a stupid bitch’ for not giving you a cigarette. I tend to bum my cigarettes off of friends and homeless looking people. My success rate has been staggering and when I strike out, I go home a defeated man with no “bitch” calling in the process. This is a winning formula.
I don’t recommend running like a child back to your hotel. Then when the cops show up don’t start screaming “I AM AN AMERICAN” which is factual but may not help your cause. That all being said, Shia is an American and he does have rights to be drunk and I hope he learns a lesson. Getting drunk in public makes for a great viral video. Being a dick just makes you look like a dick. Maybe next time just yell “BUMBLEBEEEEEE!” and hope for the best bud.