Freedom Convoy continues and could affect the Super Bowl? Former co-workers are upset with Mark. Plus, Chris got (another) new job!? | www.MarkandChris.com
Freedom Convoy continues and could affect the Super Bowl? Former co-workers are upset with Mark. Plus, Chris got (another) new job!? | www.MarkandChris.com
Mark and Chris talk new food items… the trucker convoy… another NFL player retires… and is Neil Young still relevant? | www.MarkandChris.com
Chris taught his first day of school last week. What a weekend for NFL Playoffs. Mark doesn’t understand the hype around Wordle | www.MarkandChris.com
Chris has some big news… and parents should be worried. Mark had a busy weekend of real estate. Plus, one American politician did some AMAZING in his new campaign commercial | www.MarkandChris.com
Mark can’t wait for his son and wife to get back to school. Remember when Mark hired a magician to fix his chimney? Plus, we talk about the great television father figures | www.MarkSells.ca
Is the Superbowl Halftime Show going to be cancelled? Plus, Taco Bell has come out with a new subscription service. | www.MarkandChris.com
Mark and Chris are back with their first episode of 2022, and Mark can FINALLY make his long awaited announcement. Plus, Mark is trying a new “workout” routine. And the guys give their opinions on the currents state of the world | www.MarkandChris.com
Mark’s review of Spider Man: No Way Home. Plus, could we all end up with natural immunity? And Aiden’s X-Mas edition of NFL Football Picks | www.MarkandChris.com
Did Mark pass his Real Estate Exam and his Gun License course? Plus, is this what’s really causing the spread of Omicron? Plus, Mark was hoping that Coronavirus would cause the end of these. | www.MarkandChris.com
An update to a story we spoke about earlier this week. Plus, are robots self-replicating? And which celebrity is looking HORRIBLE? | www.MarkandChris.com
You won’t believe what one of Chris’ co-workers did. Plus, Mark’s brother is terrified of this. And which companies are racing to be the “most woke”? | www.MarkandChris.com
Are Mark and Chris handy… or do they just pretend to be? Plus, how much do SNL cast members make per season? | www.MarkandChris.com
Mark and Chris give their opinions on the Kyle Rittenhouse case. Plus, could a war be brewing with Russia? | www.MarkandChris.com
Mark and Chris discuss the Travis Scott “Astroworld” tragedy. Plus, is Dave Portnoy of “Barstool Sports” being cancelled? And how was the party at Chris’ house? | www.MarkandChris.com
Are people uninformed? Why did they recast “Buzz Lightyear”?? And we let you know our “favorite” and “least favorite” co-workers from our 89X days | www.MarkandChris.com
Junk Food Jeff fills in for Chris today. Mark and Jeff discuss new food items, as well as discuss about some wrestling tours and shows that they took part in many years ago with Border City Wrestling | www.MarkandChris.com
Did Chris mess up? Also, we give our opinions on whether Brian Laundrie is actually dead. Plus, we answer some listener questions including “Why Dave and Chuck left 89X”, “Why 89X was shut down”, and more! | www.MarkandChris.com
Chris got vaccinated, and Mark is disappointed in him. Plus, we call out all the other shows that have stolen our past on-air “bits” | www.MarkandChris.com
Mark is viewing life in a different way. Plus, we discuss Dave Chappelle, fake news, Colin Kaepernick and much more. | www.MarkandChris.com
Mark finally got his birthday gift, and he’s WAY too excited about it. You’ll never guess what happened at an NFL game over the weekend. Could this be the last Thanksgiving? | www.MarkandChris.com
Chris has some HUGE news to announce. Why is Dave Chappelle the latest victim of Cancel Culture? Plus, the does the government now control Halloween? | www.MarkandChris.com
Mark is stocking up for the end of the world. Why is Chris sore today? And you won’t believe what course Mark has signed for | www.MarkandChris.com
Why are people worried about Mark? Chris did something last night… and Mark “might” be judging him for it. Plus, Aiden makes his weekend football picks! | www.MarkandChris.com
Mark and Chris are BACK! Mark explains why he moved back home… and he’s got a lot of frustration to get off his chest. Plus, Chris has a new job. And you’ll never guess what Mark got in the mail | www.MarkandChris.com
This is our last Podcast show, as Mark has gotten a new job. A HUGE change for a Guinness Book of World Record’s holder. Plus, why did a Home Inspector get in trouble? | www.MarkandChris.com
Is Bill Gates trying to block the sun? Plus, what happened when a guy got fired from Walmart??? | www.MarkandChris.com
Who should you and shouldn’t you tip? Why is Khloé Kardashian PISSED!? Plus, what did a Southwest Airline pilot do to get fired?? | www.MarkandChris.com
Guy kicked out of Disney World after spending $15,000 on trip. “Yes or B.S: Detroit Tigers Edition”. Plus why did this guy decide to jerk off in a WalMart parking lot? | www.MarkandChris.com
Do people still pull pranks on April Fools Day? Another lockdown for Ontario… what do we think about it all? Plus, Kate Goodfellow from Easter Seals Ontario joins us to talk about Camp Merrywood | www.MarkandChris.com
Michael Strahan made a big revelation this week. Plus, this dumbass criminal should have chosen a different fake name | www.MarkandChris.com
Is Sponge Bob now being cancelled? Did someone find out their cat was living a double life?? Plus, is this the best pasta noodle ever made??? | www.MarkandChris.com
What’s Mark’s announcement? Plus, what happened at a Denny’s that started over some chicken nuggets? | www.MarkandChris.com
If you wear AirPods, your gonna wanna hear this warning. Plus, what did this burglar demand when he broke in to some guys home in the middle of the night? | www.MarkandChris.com
Chris is back, and we discuss how the Cinnamon Toast Crunch guy got cancelled. Plus, we play “Drunk, High, or Dumb”… and should 7-11 implement Drive-Thru windows? | www.MarkandChris.com
Junk Food Jeff is back with some exciting news! Plus, what did a guy find inside his box of Cinnamon Toast Crunch? | www.MarkandChris.com
If you’re a wine lover, then this may be the perfect gig for you! Plus, what did this woman do after an incident involving chicken nuggets? | www.MarkandChris.com
What happened when two bus drivers refused to yield to the other one? We play ‘Yes or B.S: William Shatner Edition’… plus, what old school show were a bunch of us watching during the COVID pandemic? | www.MarkandChris.com
What did this lawyer do that got him in trouble? Mark plays “Drunk, High, or Dumb”. Plus, how did this guy scam a bunch of hotels? | www.MarkandChris.com
Jeremy Renaud from Easter Seals Windsor-Essex joins us on the show. Plus, this may be the most petty employer of all time | www.MarkandChris.com
Toys that we played with as kids, that wouldn’t be released now. Plus, what was a guy doing with a pickle that got him arrested? | www.MarkandChris.com
Why do older people sneeze so loud? Plus, another Woman fell for a scam… we’ll let you know what happened | www.MarkandChris.com
We play “Yes or B.S: St. Patrick’s Day Edition”. Plus, why did a guy cut his uncles nose off? And another woman is in love with an object… and this may be the weirdest one yet | www.MarkandChris.com
Why did this woman’s boyfriend accuse her of cheating when she wasn’t? And a church leader stole $150,000 to spend it on THIS!? | www.MarkandChris.com
Girl Scouts getting in trouble for selling there cookies outside of these stores. Plus, what did this rapper do to his friend to try and get famous? | www.MarkandChris.com
Why are these children’s entertainers performing naked!? Plus, why did this woman “allegedly” cut off her own foot? | www.MarkandChris.com
Burger King screwed up royally on International Women’s Day. Plus, Oklahoma will pay you @2.1 Million if you can do this! | www.MarkandChris.com
Junk Food Jeff is sitting in on the show today to discuss the time he met The Backstreet Boys. Plus, we play a Junkfood Edition of “Yes or B.S” | www.MarkandChris.com
Have Aliens invaded Earth to steal our Amazon packages? Plus, why does this beer company want your poop? | www.MarkandChris.com Huge thanks to Podcorn for sponsoring this episode. Explore sponsorship opportunities and start monetizing your podcast by signing up here: https://podcorn.com/podcasters/
Mark and Chris play “Drunk or Child”. Plus, how can you go to space with a Japanese Billionaire? | www.MarkandChris.com
Would you visit a hotel and resort in space? Plus, another dude asked for his date to reimburse him for their 3 dates | www.MarkandChris.com
Could the huge Cruise companies go bankrupt? Yes or B.S: Peanut Edition. Plus, our Dumbass of the Day | www.MarkandChris.com
How much should you pay a Dog Walker? A restaurant in Toronto cam up with a brilliant idea…. and why is your butter not getting soft? | www.MarkandChris.com
Are priests getting drunk at mass? Why did the University of Michigan need to close their Campus Library?? Plus, underwear that you never need to wash!? | www.MarkandChris.com
Chris is back! Today we discuss how much “the tooth fairy” should leave Mark’s son. Plus, should you give back the money you win in a 50/50 Draw? Plus, why did a woman’s children get expelled from school? | www.MarkandChris.com
Seth “Hootie” Perera is sitting in on the show today. We discuss how Hootie got to where he is… plus we play “Yes or BS: Bar Edition” and discuss much more! | www.MarkandChris.com Huge thanks to Podcorn for sponsoring this episode. Explore sponsorship opportunities and start monetizing your podcast by signing up here: https://podcorn.com/podcasters/
How did drug dealers try to smuggle cocaine in cereal boxes? Plus, we play “Yes or BS” in honor of National Margarita Day | www.MarkandChris.com Huge thanks to Podcorn for sponsoring this episode. Explore sponsorship opportunities and start monetizing your podcast by signing up here: https://podcorn.com/podcasters/
Why can Mark barely walk? Men with these features are better in bed…. and why was this guy arrested in a Walmart parking lot? | www.MarkandChris.com Support the Life After Fifty “50/50 Draw” at www.LAF5050.ca
Junk Food Jeff fills in for Chris today. Mark and Jeff discuss why Jeff was sent to Facebook jail… plus, how Jeff starred in some TV commercials, and more. | www.MarkandChris.com
What would Chris Farley be doing if he was still alive? Plus, there is another serial pooper on the loose | www.MarkandChris.com
Peter Blak from Tony Blak’s Union Bakery joins us to talk about Fat Tuesday and more. Plus, Mark was fat shamed at the grocey store… and why is the AARP warning older people not to fall for this scam? | www.MarkandChris.com
Another incident with Gorilla Glue has sent someone to the hospital. Plus, Kevin Hart got hustled by his personal assistant. | www.MarkandChris.com
Our thoughts on changing the name of Aunt Jemima… plus, you should always do this after you end a relationship. | www.MarkandChris.com
Update on the woman who put Gorilla Glue in her hair. Plus, dentists know if you do THIS. And the return of the Karen News Network | www.MarkandChris.com
How did Chris do on his Super Bowl Prop Bets? Also, we play “Yes or BS” and who is our Dumbass of the Day? | www.MarkandChris.com
How close id your team to making the Super Bowl? Plus… the key to living a long life is this. | www.MarkandChris.com
Super Bowl Prop Bets. Plus, who do we think is going to win? And what happened when a bunch of guys tried to import 66 pounds of Oranges? | www.MarkandChris.com
Signs that your relationship is ending. Plus, we play a game of Drunk, High, or Just Plain Dumb? | www.MarkandChris.com
How is your significant other saved in your phone? Plus, is this the ULTIMATE Porch Pirate? | www.MarkandChris.com
What the hell does Mark do all day in his Office/Studio? Plus, Mark tells an insane story about a murder that involves someone he knows. And, we announce the winner of the retro 89X Skateboard Deck | www.MarkandChris.com
Rich people are mad that average people are making money… and how did a Kroger employee stead almost a Million Dollars? | www.MarkandChris.com
Why are some stocks skyrocketing? Plus, Mark and Chris Play “Yes or B.S” | www.MarkandChris.com
More on the Coney Island debate. Plus, is Blackberry making a comeback? And another Dumbass of the Day. | www.MarkandChris.com
Which is better: American Coney Island or Lafayette Coney Island? Also, did Microsoft just patent bringing people back from the dead? | www.MarkandChris.com
Another week of Mark being unemployed…. and will he commit to his new diet? Plus, another new Smart Watch… but is it a winner? | www.MarkandChris.com
Would you eat meat that’s made in a laboratory? Also, where is the craziest place you’ve had sex? | www.MarkandChris.com
Mark is worried about getting old. Plus, which movie has announced a new prequel? And the reason Mark uses restaurant apps. | www.MarkandChris.com
Another state is giving out free weed when you get a COVID vaccine. Plus, Chris has never seen this legendary film! | www.MarkandChris.com
Mark is getting worried about still being un-employed. Plus, a dude was living in one of North America’s busiest airports for over 3 months without anyone noticing! | www.MarkandChris.com
Can anyone replace Alex Trebek? Plus, is any drug worse than Bath Salts?? Mark and Chris compare to see | www.MarkandChris.com
How did Mark’s job interview go? Plus, some guy may lose over $200 Million Dollars worth of Bitcoin | www.MarkandChris.com
Why did this kinky Quebec couple get fined? Plus, what did a hospital stop this father from doing?? | www.MarkandChris.com Thanks to Podcorn for sponsoring this episode. Explore sponsorship opportunities and start monetizing your podcast by signing up at https://podcorn.com/podcasters/
Junk Food Jeff returns to the show, to give us the scoop on a TON of new food items hitting store shelves | www.MarkandChris.com Thanks to Podcorn for sponsoring this episode. Explore sponsorship opportunities and start monetizing your podcast by signing up at https://podcorn.com/podcasters/
Mark explains his anger issues and how he is dealing with it. Plus, why are old companies using their old logos again? | www.MarkandChris.com Thanks to Podcorn for sponsoring this episode. Explore sponsorship opportunities and start monetizing your podcast by signing up at https://podcorn.com/podcasters/
Finally it’s Friday! Mark and Chris discuss school cafeteria’s, and how Mark’s friend got screw over. Plus, Aiden’s PLAYOFF Football picks! | www.MarkandChris.com
Mark has another new business venture idea… plus, we play “Two Lies and a Truth” with Mark | www.MarkandChris.com
Mark updates us all again on his condition after testing positive for COVID-19. Plus, we play “Get to Know Mark and Chris” | www.MarkandChris.com
Mark reveals some shocking news as to why the show was on hiatus! Plus, which of these 3 is the biggest Dumbass? | www.MarkandChris.com
Why is Mark drinking this!? Plus, Chris hits the streets for “Drunk or Child”… and a lot of people are strange | www.MarkandChris.com
Why did a Michigan man sue his parents? And the return of the Dumbass of the Day! | www.MarkandChris.com
Chris returns after a day off to finish his Christmas shopping. Another crack head in Florida… What The Google… and Aiden’s Football Picks | www.MarkandChris.com
Mark is joined by Kim Scott and Sammie Sweets. They talk Tinder Tales… Weird Fetishes… Tom Cruise flipping out and much more! | www.MarkandChris.com
Mark and Chris discuss white trash foods that we love… plus, the return of the Karen News Network! | www.MarkandChris.com
Mark’s friend Rob joins the show today as they discuss China taking over, the Cleveland Indians, and more | www.MarkandChris.com
Justin Galps of Windsor Car Spotters joins the show today | www.MarkandChris.com
Kim Scott joins Mark and Chris today… and she doesn’t hold back | Visit us online at www.MarkandChris.com
Mark really lays in to the big corporations that are taking advantage of the system… and he also explains why he doesn’t donate money to charities
Mark calls out all the FAKES out there who pretended to be his friend…. plus, an interesting theory on whether aliens have visited Earth.
Mark spills the beans on bands that are jerks, and bands he hated playing… plus talks about some former co-workers. Plus, another “Remember That” moment
A Local Company Saves The Show! | The Monday Morning Munchies Returns | A New Theme For Bars?
What happens when politicians try to film a PSA next to a polluted river? What have we been Googling this week (besides new job listings….) Plus, Aiden’s football picks!
What Happens When ‘Junk Food Jeff’ returns to the show for the first time in TWO YEAR!? We explain the ‘beef’ that caused Jeff to be gone for so long. Listen in and SUBSCRIBE through your favorite Podcast app
Mark Is ‘Milking’ Being Un-Employed | Will ‘Junk Food Jeff’ Be a Guest on the Show? | Bodybuilder Married His Sex Doll
Chris Started His New Job | Mark Still Thinks Aliens Are Taking Over | Our Feelings on the Detroit Lions Changes | Replacing a Tire With a Turkey? | Guess Who Reached Out To Mark!?
We’re Back! | Mark’s Father In-Law Had Some Advice For Mark | Did Chris Already Find a New Job? | Is Manitoba “Canada’s Florida”? | Make Sure to SUBSCRIBE Through Your Music or Podcast App
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Why Did Spirit Airlines Add This Guy to DNF List? | Ponzi Scheme Gone Wrong | Mark Used to Have a “Poop Knife” | What Are Fleets?
Which NBA Star Just Turned Down $50 Million Dollars | Why Does This Guy Leave a Key Under His Front Mat? | A 71 Year Old Guy Stole a Utility Pole | Doing This is Good For Your Mental Health
Fight Club in NYC | Change Your Shirt When You Go To Court | What Is The ‘Secret Sister’ Gift Exchange? | Using False Teeth To Steal Police Car
Masking Up Between Bites at Restaurants | Clearly This Guy Has a Small Dick | Germiest Things at a Grocery Store | Politician Wants to Ban Beer Pong
We Are The Real Winners of the US Election | Foo Fighters Make Big Announcements | Tiger King Porno? | Grandma Wants to Bang Jason Momoa
Is McDonald’s Pizza Returning? | Oregon Decriminalizes Cocaine and Heroin | This Is What Happens When You Call Someone’s Baby ‘Ugly’ | India’s Secret at Beating COVID-19
New App Makes It “Safe” To Send Nudes | Why Were These Passengers Booted from an American Airlines Flight? | This is YouTube’s Most Viewed Video Ever | What to Watch Other Than the Election
Doctor Fooled into Buying “Aladdin’s Lamp” | Kevin and Karen Pretend to be Lawyers | Paying a Woman For Feedback on Your Junk | Woman Tried to Dine and Dash Through Ceiling Vents
Why Did This Guy Sue Canada Dry Ginger-Ale? | Aiden’s Weekend Football Picks | How Did a Woman’s Thong Almost Kill Her | What Have We Been Googling This Week? | This Karen Needs to Find Someone to Nag
Man Loses Million Dollars on Stats Change | How Did This Woman Scam Amazon Out of $165,000? | Is Jeff Bezos Purchasing CNN? | Tim Horton’s Could Be The Next COVID-19 Casualty
Drake’s Weird B-Day Menu | Guy Falls in to Rat Infested Sink Hole in NYC | Finally, a Pill That Prevents Snoring… But at What Cost? | Amusement Park Karen
Is This a World Record That Chris Could Break? | Petty Neighbor Blasts a TV Show Theme All Day and Night | More Proof That Cats are Evil Bastards | Someone Robbed Conan O’Brien’s Studio
Misuse and Theft of COVID Relief Funds | Kevin Wears a Burger King Crown and Flips Out on Airplane | Man Arrested For Reporting Aliens… No It Wasn’t Mark | Is Trump Using a Fake Melania?
Cheap Ass Parents Use Baby to Get Free WiFi | Careful Customizing McDonald’s Orders When Drunk or Hungover | What The Google | Karma Karen Gets What She Deserves
Giuliani Caught with Hand Down Pants? | Penis Dismemberment Fetish | What Moment Do You Realize “Wow I’m Old” | Was This Guy Pleasuring Himself… or Just ‘Air Drumming’? | Zuckerberg is Stealing Another Idea
Scamming Restaurants for More Food | Should Sexual Fetishes Leave The Bedroom? | Man Jailed After Sex With Chickens | How Do You Deal With Bad Breath Under Your Mask? | This Guy Almost Stole $1000 Worth of Stuff Thanks to Kool-Aid
Million Dollar Squirrel Trafficking Ring Busted in Florida | Why Was a Naked Teen Covered in Ranch Dressing? | Is It Okay to Pleasure Yourself on Zoom Business Calls? | Japan to Release Radioactive Water into Ocean
Yodeling Competition a “Super Spreader” Event | What Happened When a Guy Called the Cops on a Claw Prize Machine? | A New Way to Search for Songs with Google | Old Age Home “Fight Club” | Have You Changed Up Your Showering Routine?
Pastor Pees On Woman During Flight | Did Dustin “Screech” Diamond Get Killed in Prison? | Aiden’s Football Picks | Man With The Golden Ass | Karen missed The Bus
Woman Calls Off Wedding to Ghost | Your Playstation Console is Listening to You | Another Popular TV Show is Coming Back | The Taco Bell Burglar | What Happened After a Guy Farted in an Uber?
Was Tyson High Out of His Mind? | Are Virtual Dates Better Than Face-to-Face? | Why Did This Florida Woman Attack Her 69 Year Old Boyfriend? | Woman Claims She Was Scammed by Brad Pitt…
Why Does This Canadian Woman Think She Was Cursed? | This Guy Needs to Run Away FAST! | Karen Doesn’t Like Election Signs | Cuddling With Cows is a New Wellness Trend
Plan To Kidnap Michigan Governor | Man Tries To Resurrect Dead Grandmother | Party Pooper Karen | Dance Off Leads to Stabbing
Why Did This Guy Get a Lifetime Ban From Disney? | Guy Busted For Arranging Threesome with a Horse | A Fly Was The Big Winner at VP Debate | Guy Breaks into Theatre to Steal… Junior Mints?
Do You Steal From The Work Supply Closet? | These Guys Are More Likely to Cheat | Man Poops In Box at Meijer Store | KNN: Jesus is this Karen’s Home Boy!
WiFi Stealing Neighbor | NASA’s $23 Million Dollar Toilet | Don’t Forget This Karen’s Double Scoop of Ice Cream! | Trouble Finding Love? Do What This Guy Did
What Do You Think The Owner of “The Smugglers Inn” Got Caught Doing? | Drug Ring “How-To” Manual | Celebrities That Are On The “Do Not Harm” List | The End of Used Car Salespeople? | Should There Be a Warranty on Drugs?
Trump Has Coronavirus | Getting It on With Yourself at 7-Eleven | Chris Is More Disgusting Than We Thought | Is Playboy Magazine Making a Return? | What The Google | I Guess Celebrities CAN Get People To Vote
Porn Site Traffic Skyrockets During Debate | Something Strange Happened on The Masked Singer | A Kickass Illegal Casino at a Mansion in the GTA | Subway Bread Not Actually Considered Bread?
Paying With Your Palm Is Now Here | The Worst Prison Escape Plan Ever? | Presidential Debate Shit Show | Zoom Grandma Karen | McDonald’s Worker Saves The Day
Families Sue Sperm Bank | Exorcist Karen Freaks Us Out | Why This Teacher Told He Can’t Teach Kindergarten | Trump Paid How Much For Hairstyling!?
If Aliens Take Over, We’re Blaming This Guy | The BEST Court House Escape Ever! | Politician Claims He Didn’t Know His Webcam Was On When He Did This…. | The Mother of All Karen’s!
Another Reason NOT To Use Condoms | The Ultimate White Trash Marriage Proposal | What The Google: Foods That Could Kill You | Amazon Starting Rise of the Machines?
Zoomnappings on The Rise | This Food Just Killed a Man | Jeff Bezos is Opening Schools | Company Admits Their Cereal Has Sucked
Teachers Wanted… No Experience Necessary | Rolling Stone Has Updated Their ‘Top 500 Albums” List AGAIN | Why Did The Internet Go Down Everyday in a Small Town?
What Do We Do With a HUGE Surplus Of This? | Don’t Let This Guy Take a Test Drive | Airlines Offering Unlimited Flights | An App To Spy on People For You?
This Show Ruled The Virtual Emmy’s | Why Did Uber Karen’s Trip Get Cancelled? | It It Wrong to Turn Your Wedding into a Tiered Paid Ticket Event? | An Unusual Excuse to Get Out of a Ticket |
A New Viral Trend at Funerals | This Guy Watches Too Much “Dukes of Hazzard” | What The Google | Should We Be Stocking Up For The Second Wave? | Department of Justice Karen
Ontario to Lower Limit on Social Gatherings | Old People Need to Stop Trying to be Relevant | Update on Fabric Land Karen | Want to be Great in Bed? Eat This For Breakfast
Is Canada Going to Approve Guaranteed Income? | Fabric Land Karen | Mark is FURIOUS at Taco Bell | Trump Campaign Paying Teens to Post on Socials? | 90% of Canadians Want the Border Closed Forever
Aliens Life on Venus? | The Worst Thing a Robber Could Do | Hangry Free Chicken Karen | Carole Baskin Should Stick to Killing People
IQ Associated With Death? | Guy Is ‘Stunned’ That You Can’t Jerk Off in Public | Would You End a Relationship Over Food? | Which Celebrity Posted a Photo of Their Junk
Guy Serenades His Ex… Doesn’t Go Well | Scientists Have Tips on How to Poop Properly | Chris’ Mom Had a Phone Mishap | People Are Lowering Their Standards
Remember Kids…. Meth is Bad | Is Chris Smart Enough to be a Tutor? | Trump Admits to Downplaying COVID-19 | Which Show Is FINALLY Ending?
Facebook Will Pay You to Deactivate Your Account | Testing Out Sex Toys at the Store | Sturgis Rally a “Super Spreader” Event | Racist Senior Citizen Karen | Remind: Hand Sanitizer is Flammable
Tyson Gets Aroused When Boxing | Cheesy Karen is Angry | Why Did Chris’s Friend Put Mud On His Crotch? | This Is One Genius Way To Avoid Mask Rule
Lice Outbreak… But Not Head Lice | Why Aren’t There These Types of Telemarketers? | This Could Be The Next Host of Jeopardy | Mask Up When Doing This
Why Was Ebay Started 25 Years Ago? | Taking a Stance Against Boneless Chicken Wings | COVID-19 Outbreak in Windsor | McDonald’s Issues Statement About Burgers
Why Are Amazon Drivers Hanging Phones in Trees? | FBI Looking into Jet Pack Flying Man | Sales of This is Skyrocketing | Today’s Karen is Actually a Kevin
60% Of Canadian Restaurants Could Close | You May Never Sleep Again After Hearing This | Shocker: A Guy Who Dressed Like a Baby Can’t Find a Job | Naked Guy at Taco Bell Has a Great Excuse
Finally a Pill to Keep Off Weight… But There’s a Catch | KNN: Cash Back Karen | People Who Do This Are More Likely to Die Early | Fired For Catching Coronavirus?
Woman Calls Cops on Penis Shaped Meat | Who Is Buying TikTok | Coronavirus Is Saving Us Money
Jeff Bezos Is The $200 Billion Dollar Man | Guy Runs Himself Over During Police Chase | Cheap or Frugal? | Nude Beach Hating Karen | Are Amazon Customer Service Workers Hitting on Customers?
How Was Mark’s Birthday? | What Are Travel Pods… and Will They Come to North America | A Lessons For All Men… Don’t Ignore Your Wife | McDonald’s Finally Offering a New Chicken McNugget
It’s Mark COVID Birthday | “Dead” Woman Found Alive at Detroit Funeral Home | Corona Virus Infected Flights Landing in Canada | Sidewalk Karen Owns The Sidewalk | Groom Gets Shot at His Own Wedding
Why Did TikTok Removes 380,000 Videos | WIN Access to a Seether Live Steam Concert | Monday Morning Munchies… and Changed to the Munchies Announced | Another Cannonball Record Broken from NYC to LA
Finally… a Real Hangover Cure? | Women Think Masks are Sexy | Time to Cancel Netflix? | What The Google | Who Just Crashed OnlyFans.com
Mark Is obsessed With Baywatch | You Don’t Want to Fall Asleep Near This Woman | Clearly Cher is REALLY Bored | Do You Think Hard Work Pays Off? | Another Famous Boxer Is Returning To The Ring
Mark Wears Jeans When Playing Sports | No Mask Shopping in Windsor | Anderson Coopers Rips Apart The My Pillow Guy | It’s Raining Chocolate in Switzerland
Mark Froze During a Crisis | Man Saves Wife From Shark Attack | Cats Falling From Sky? | Get Off My Lawn Guy Sent To Jail | Kim Jong Un Wants Your Dogs | Another Classic Movie Remake
Mark is Back From Vacation | Anti-Communist Karen | Is This The Most Gullible Woman in Canada? | COVID Outbreak at Strip Club | Want to Eat a Blue Waffle? | ISIS Has Been Keeping Busy…. Selling PPE
Mark Feels Tough With a Mask | People Are Receiving Random Seeds in the Mail | Now We Need to Wear Goggles? | Hot Dog Rice Krispies | What is Wokefishing?
Mark is Worried About His Road Trip | The Truth About “America’s Frontline Doctors” | Has This Guy Never Heard of Car Air Fresheners? | Key To a Happy Life Is This
Creepy Game Show Hosts | Woman Attacks Bed Wetting Boyfriend | Google Keeping Employees Home Until Next Summer | Don’t Mess With NRA Karen | Apple Steals Another Idea From Google
Should Mark Purchase a $400 Coffee Maker? | Find Out How This Couple Get a Year Ban From Walmart | Animals Are Arming Themselves With Knives and Chainsaws! | A Cartwheel Getaway
Tinder Letting You Buy More Dates? | Brawl Erupts at Airport | One Third Of Men Have Never Done This Household Chore | Can COVID Travel 26 Feet?
Is Niagara Falls a COVID Hot Spot? | Woman Performs Exorcism at Walmart | America Spending $2 Billion on Unproven Coronavirus Vaccine | Some Karen’s are Pissed at Us | Did an RCMP Officer Use Excessive Force on Older Man?
Michigan Woman Tries to Rent a Hitman | Dave Chappelle Went to Check on Kanye | Stealing a 40 Pound Sex Toy | BC Government Releases Guide on Safe Ways To Use a Glory Hole
Kayne Is Having a Public Meltdown | Karen Is Going After ‘Adult Swim’ | Are You Turned on by Alexa? | You Won’t Believe What Body Part People Are Getting Tattooed | LSD Use Is WAY Up
Is Eating Junk Food Without Your Partner as Bad as Cheating? | Jeremy Roenik Suing NBC For “Hetersexual Discrimination” | Kanye’s First Presidential Rally Was a Disaster
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Drunk Family Needs to be Rescued From Pink Flamingo… | KNN: Karen is Mad She’s Not Hot Anymore | Washington Redskins Sex Trafficking | Joey Chesnut Should Be Able to Eat More!? | Another Brawl at Fort Lauderdale Airport
MASSIVE Twitter Hack | This Woman Makes Six Figures a Month Doing This!? | Mike Tyson is Going to Fight a Shark | Ontario Premier Doug Ford Calls in to the Show | Buried Treasure in Michigan
We Finally Have a Pic of the Poop in Johnny Depp’s Bed | Is WayFair Running a Child Trafficking Ring? | Listener Stands Up For His Wife Named Karen | Kanye Drops Out Of Presidential Race
Mark Shares His Famous Mac and Cheese Recipe | Electric Fences Being Used For Social Distancing | Are Anti-Maskers Actually Aliens? | People Are Going To Extreme Lengths To Protect Against COVID-19
Who Has The Best French Fries? | Disney World Re-Opens | Strip Club Without Strippers | Could The Canada-USA Border Close Forever? | Mark Buys Day Old Cakes and Meat
Decriminalization of Personal Drugs in Canada | Time To Take Back The Trench Coat | Woman Plunges To Her Death in Grand Canyon | Antibodies Could Last Only 2 Months
Outdoor Strip Clubs Are Coming to Canada | Stoners May Not Be Lazy After All | Using Urine To Bake Bread? | The Kanye Shitstorm Continues | Today’s ‘Karen News Network’ Story
Is America Banning TikTok? | The Newest Item To Stock Up On | Did Amber Heard Take a Dump on Johnny Depp’s Bed? | Our Karen From Yesterday Is Back… and She’s Got Followers | COVID in the USA: Spreading Too Fast To Track
Mark Wants To Exploit His Son | Is Ellen Dead? | Another Day…. Another Karen Story | Arm Wrestling Match Turns in to 8HR Standoff | Billboard Claims That Livonia Is Racist
Sounds of Summer: Baseball | People Were Partying It Up In Michigan Over The Weekend | Is This The Worst Pickup Game Ever? | Is Kanye Actually Running For President? | Karen News Network
Immunity Passports To Travel? | These People Are Coping Better With Coronavirus | Did You Ever Run Out Of Toilet Paper During The Pandemic? | You Will Soon Be Able To Print Your Own Food
Did Mark Find a New Side Hustle? | Catch COVID-19 and Win The Jackpot! | Does Coronavirus Cause 4 Hour Erections? | Canadian Tire Stores Forced to Close… But Not Because of Coronavirus
Will Business’ Defy Orders and Open Up? | Is the Game of Chess Racist? | Ron Jeremy Could Spend the Rest of His Miserable Life in Jail | The Sounds Of Summer: Pool Party
Pandemic Causes Increase in These Types of Injuries | Doing This Could Shorten Your Life Span | Get Paid To Poop | The REAL Reason We Like Working From Home | This American City May Changes It’s Name
Man Arrested For Unique and Erotic Statue | SHOCKER: Women Find Men Less Attractive When They’re Holding This | Joe Rogan In Hot Water | Disposable Urinals?
Mark Loves To Blow Things | Genetically Modified Mosquitos? What Could Go Wrong… | Is The Cure For Coronavirus Moving Us To Mars? | What The Google | What Will You Do Before The World Ends This Weekend?