Abraham Lincoln’s bedroom slippers: pic.twitter.com/ztkvcIztoH
— Michael Beschloss (@BeschlossDC) April 14, 2018
Hot rod. Abe’s baby antelope slippers.
These were the slippers he wore in the bedroom only. After a long day of fighting racist dicks in the civil war, Lincoln would retire to his quarters and slip into these before giving Mary Todd “The Shove.”
I wish these slippers could speak. Did he abolish slavery in these slippers? Did he find watch Ulysses S. Grant get wasted and pass out in these slippers?
Did he dribble a little pee on these slippers?
I share a Birthday with honest Abe, so I’ve been fascinated by him for years. A psychic told me once I am Abe Lincoln reincarnated too. He was 6’3, and I’m 6’3. He’s had a goatee; I have a goatee. His first wife was nuts; my first wife was nuts. He was responsible for ending slavery; I hate slavery.
I wonder if they fit.