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Christiano Ronaldo Bolts Real Madrid For Juventus And I Still Don’t Care

Christiano Ronaldo Bolts Real Madrid For Juventus And I Still Don’t Care

Bah. Who cares.  It’s just the perfect man with the perfect body and the perfect face going to play soccer in Italy for obscene amounts of money.  I have no vested interest in the team or the sport so I’m not going to attempt to pretend I know how good or bad this is or what it means.

I will say I hate him because I ain’t him.  Straight up.  He looks unreal in underwear and doesn’t have a blemish on his body.  Kids cry when they see him and women’s groins explode.

Whats not to hate?

 

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