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Cleveland Breaks The Worst Record Ever In 1986

Back in 1986, the city of Cleveland attempted the dumbest shit ever. The simultaneous launch of 1.5 million balloons. You know the city you live in is a complete shithole when this is a record you aim to beat. Not only did it not go as planned, but all of their garbage ended up littered across Canada. Just another reason human beings have shown they don’t give a fuck about the world. As long as you can make white people look up in the sky and go OOOH! and AHHHH! then it must have been worth it. No wonder Lebron left your city high and dry and don’t be surprised when he does it again. This is just karma for the fucking balloon thing, you animals.

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Jamie Scott is a photographer, writer, comedy fan, and an avid sports enthusiast. When he isn't traveling the world you can be sure to find him talking sports and enjoying the company of his amigos. Jamie is always keen for a laugh and he's got the perspective to find something funny in everything.

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