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Don’s Picks: Week 14

Don’s Picks: Week 14

How is it Week 14 already? I feel like the season just began. I also feel like it was just yesterday that I was routinely getting double digit wins. But that hasn’t been the case over the past few weeks. Although 9-7 is respectable, it’s not double digits. But once again I was fucked by a handful of teams. This week it was the Saints, Panthers, Bears, and Packers.

Takeaways

The Packers are dogshit

Honestly. The Cardinals are garbage. They have a rookie quarterback and are dead last in the NFL in offence. With the great Aaron Rodgers, you couldn’t outscore this team? No wonder Mike McCarthy was fired. This team hasn’t done jack-shit since winning the Super Bowl.

Who are the Panthers?

I’m picking them against the Browns. But I’m not convinced that’s the best choice. They just lost to the Buccaneers and they suck. I’m hoping their defence will be the difference maker this week, as Cleveland is ranked 30th in that category. Pray for me people.

Are the Cowboys good?

I’m really asking. Because I have no idea. They weren’t. Now it appears they are. They held the Saints offence to two scores. That’s fucking impressive. With that being said, they only scored 13 points against the Saints shit defence. So it’s tough to say. I’m picking them against the Eagles. But that’s only because the Eagles barely beat a Redskins squad that was decimated with injuries.


Don’s Picks: Week 14

Current Record: 114-76-2

Jaguars vs. Titans
Jets vs. Bills
Giants vs. Redskins
Saints vs. Buccaneers
Patriots vs. Dolphins
Ravens vs. Chiefs
Colts vs. Texans
Falcons vs. Packers
Panthers vs. Browns
Broncos vs. 49ers
Bengals vs. Chargers
Lions vs. Cardinals
Steelers vs. Raiders
Eagles vs. Cowboys
Rams vs. Bears
Vikings vs. Seahawks


Games to Watch

Ravens vs. Chiefs

Young quarterbacks. Lamar Jackson is exciting. He’s not your typical quarterback. And he’s led the Ravens to back-to-back wins. On the other side of the field is Patrick Mahomes. These two men are the future of football. The Chiefs are going to walk away with the win, but its going to be a fun game for sure.

Colts vs. Texans

This is going to be a gritty game. Sometimes gritty games are fun to watch and I think this will be one of those games. Both teams have offence. But only one team has a defence. The Colts didn’t look very good last week, but Andrew Luck has always got a chance. But the Texans should walk away with this one.

Eagles vs. Cowboys

I’m not sure why. On paper this is a great game. In actuality its likely going to be shit. But both teams are fun to watch. With guys like Elliot, Tate, Wentz, and Prescott, there’s always the potential for big plays. It’s just the consistency that will be lacking. I’m reluctantly taking the Cowboys at home.


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Send me your picks, your thoughts, or whatever nonsense floats around inside that head of yours and tag me in it: @dschram34. Or go to the “Submit your shit” page of the website, and give us your thoughts on this weeks matchups. If it’s legitimate, I promise you Dean will post it.

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