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If You Smoke Weed Legally, Work Or Invest In Cannabis Industry In Canada You Are Banned From Going To The USA

If You Smoke Weed Legally, Work Or Invest In Cannabis Industry In Canada You Are Banned From Going To The USA

Shitty source  –  Canadians will be barred from entering the United States for smoking marijuana legally, for working in Canada’s legal marijuana industry and for investing in legal Canadian marijuana companies, a senior U.S. Customs and Border Protection official says.

Todd Owen, who spoke to the U.S. website Politico, said the U.S. does not plan to change its border policies to account for Canada’s marijuana legalization, which takes effect on Oct. 17.

Fuck you very much America.  You have 20 some states where you can legally possess and smoke weed, but you won’t let Canadians into your shitty third world country who do?

Let’s go over the benefits of traveling to the US real quick:

-16,000 people were murdered in the US last year via the gun.  You have a better chance of being gunned down at a shitty waffle house then being killed by a shark off the gold coast surrounded by chum.  That’s a fact.

-Over half of Americans have or have had sexually transmitted diseases according to CNN ‘In 2013, there were 1,752,285 total cases of chlamydia, gonorrhea, and syphilis diagnosed in the United States. That number grew to 1,811,850 in 2014; 1,945,746 in 20152,094,682 in 2016; and 2,294,821 in 2017, according to the preliminary CDC data.’ Multiply that by 15 for the people who don’t see a doctor or live with STD’s and millions of dirty Merican’s are walking around with junk disease.  Like half (maybe not half but you get it)

-60 percent of the population lives in poverty

-63 million people are confirmed racists according to the last election.

-265 million guns in civilian hands in the US.  Comforting.  Also comforting, another 50 million are unregistered or unaccounted for.

So thank you America.  Thanks for the preventive measure banning peaceful pot smokers and business folk who are smarter than you are, from your shit ass, crime-filled, STD infested, corrupt country.  There’s nothing I won’t miss more than driving through Niagara on my way to Buffalo apologizing to everyone because I assume they’ll shoot me if I don’t.  I’ll miss getting felt up at the border by some sweaty TSA dude who’s just in it to grab my wiener too.

Later dudes.

 

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  1. Anonymous

    September 14, 2018 at 10:24 am

    100% agree with everything in this post. Wake up America.

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