Hello all you Deansters. I just wanna introduce myself. My name is T.S. Anthony, but you can call me T. I’m a crusty, cranky, opinionated old bastard who’s been around the block on more than one occasion and I’ve got a lot to say. And frankly I don’t give a fuck whether you agree with me or not.
Like the song says: “I’ve been a puppet a pauper a pirate a poet a pawn and a king”. If you’re not familiar with that reference then you’re probably too young, so you can f-off and go back to your fake reality shows and video games too. Me, I prefer a good Cigar, strong coffee and cheering for the the most celebrated and winningest franchise in Hockey, the Habs! For the record I’ve been a gambler too.
Where am I from? Well, that’s also none of your fucking business. I will tell you I am from Canada. And speaking of which I’m glad we got hockey back. However, I’m sick of listening to all these delusional Toronto Maple Leafs fans, who, granted, have some semblance of a team this year for the first time in years. Now they find themselves in first place in the Canadian division, and everyone is planning out the Stanley Cup parade route. When I think of the Leafs I am reminded of one of my favorite memes…
And God said to John: “Come forth and you shall be granted eternal life.”
But John came fifth and he won a set of steak knives.
Let me tell you something you Leaf lemmings. Even on the remote chance that the Leafs do win the cup this year, which they won’t. Cause let’s face it, the Leafs will fold in the playoffs faster than Superman on laundry day. If you can’t hold a 5-1 lead you aint winning the Cup.
But on the outside chance that they do win: it’ll be the COVID Cup. With an asterisk beside it and it’ll mean shit. Plus the parade will have to adhere to protocols and everyone will have to stay 6 feet apart. Sounds like a great party, so suck on that Leafers. That’s my opinion and if you don’t like it. Too fucking bad.
Stay tuned for more insightful rants. T.S. Signing off.