HAHAHAHAHAHA. What a plug.
I didn’t just post this video on our lovely publication because there are butts in it. Ok maybe that’s like 20% of the reason. However, a couple podcasts ago the boys were discussing the term “soy boy”. I was away from the studio so I couldn’t chime in but ladies and gentlemen this is a “soy boy”.
Shall I go through the Soy Boy checklist?
Hawaiian shirt check.
Flat brimmed New Era hat, check.
On his fathers boat, check.
Champagne showering when he isn’t a rapper, check.
Probably going to yell send it, check.
Wearing a shark tooth necklace, check.
Unbuttoning the top 4 buttons on his shirt, check.
Not only did Big Sexy try and stunt for the gram like Dan Bilzerian on his fathers boat he also bailed SO hard and took a slow fall right into the water. I bet the girls were super impressed Chad. Did your boiler get caught on the side of the boat on the way down?
It was at this moment he new he fucked up.
And it was at this moment this girl stood up and said ” hey thanks for the free drinks and boat right fellas we’ll see you guys later”. In the video she actually gets up to leave. Spoiler alert, no one on that boat is getting laid today. Booty showering and falling into the water is the equivalent of buying a girl 5 drinks at the bar then asking her to go home.
Word to the wise from Uncle Rookie. If you are going to do a champagne booty shower for the gram, make sure it’s on solid ground.