Maxim – The Dallas Cowboys had an outstanding 13-3 season in 2016, but that wasn’t enough to make Mia Khalifa a fan of the franchise.
The former porn star turned her attention away from the horny athletes plugging up her DMs and onto the die-hard disciples of Cowboys Nation—and vegans—by tweeting, “I’d rather date a vegan than a Cowboys fan.”
“Representatives” of other NFL teams took the opportunity to fire back using the format of the famed “Racial Draft” skit from Chappelle’s Show.
Given that Khalifa is a devoted follower of the Redskins, being rejected by their fan base probably stung a little. But given her penchant for outspoken sports commentary, she’s surely endured harsher criticism.
Even if these guys don’t want to claim her as member of their respective NFL fan bases, we doubt they’ll actually unfollow her on Twitter or Instagram as her posts are still fire. Here’s a sampling:
In preparing for this, I researched for several hours online. Apart from getting carpal tunnel, I develped a little respect for Mia.
She’s not just the award winning actress from such movies as “Big Tit Cream Pie 31” or “Put It Between My Tits” She also trolls athletes, teams and their fans better than anyone else.
I only have one question. What’s with the eyebrows? Is she able to get rid of every hair on her body except her bushy eyebrows?
Still ‘would’ but I’d need a Dr’s note and some tweezers.