Source – Thousands of gallons of human waste spilled into a creek on Indianapolis’ north side after a bridge collapsed under a septic tank truck on Thursday.
The accident happened just before noon on Westfield Boulevard near 80thStreet.
According to Indianapolis Fire Department Battalion Chief Rita Reith, the truck was carrying about 3,000 gallons of waste when the bridge collapsed underneath it, causing all of that waste to spill into the creek.
Reith said the Indiana Board of Health has been called to investigate the crash and oversee the cleanup of the waste.
Anyone living in the area is cautioned to avoid getting in the creek for any reason until it has been cleared and tests safe.
That’s A lot of shit Chief Rita!
Looks like a honey wagon that sucks the turds outta porta Johns. Not just turds but some feminine hygiene products too.
Too bad because it woulda been funny if some kid came home from a swim in the creek with a tampon in his ear.
