CP24: A 74-year-old Mississauga man is facing more than a dozen charges relating to women discovering used condoms tied to their cars in parking lots in that city over the past two years.
Peel Regional Police say that starting in July 2018, women began reporting finding used condoms tied to their vehicles in various shopping centres throughout Mississauga.
To date, nine women have come forward.
After an investigation, police said a suspect identified as Peter Melegos was arrested on Monday and charged with 11 counts of mischief, two counts of criminal harassment, one count of committing an indecent act and one count of voyeurism.
Anyone with information about incidents similar to those described is asked to call police at 905-456-5840.
Peter Melegos clearly doesn’t know how to navigate the internet. If he did, I’m sure the 74-year-old grandfather wouldn’t be in this mess. He’d be at home furiously masturbating to fake taxi or bang bus videos instead of staring down a few years in prison.
I played rec league hockey with a guy named Carl who spent 3 years in jail for strategically placing his man spirit under the door handles of women’s cars. We didn’t know he was a sick fuck until after he was arrested and charged, plus, he was a shitty hockey player so he was immediately ostracized when we found out.
Apart from being a sexual predator, Carl also didn’t have the internet. He was just a middle-aged weirdo who lived in the woods with a guitar. He was deathly afraid of actually speaking to women lacking visual aid that would have kept him at home instead of lurking around mall parking lots with a few syringes of man fluid, sort of like Peter, here.
Pro Tip: If you have issues meeting women, don’t introduce yourself to them with a jizz filled rubber tied to the antennae of their car in a Walmart parking lot. It’s a terrible icebreaker that comes with prison time. Maybe just leave a note on their car or better yet, get Bell Fibe and lock yourself in the bathroom of your assisted living facility and tug away.