Elon was on his whiney shit yesterday after Apple threatened to remove Twitter from the app store because of all the Incel/Anti-semitic/Ant- LGBTQ/violent shit direction of Elon’s Twitter.
OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH.
*I was just informed Tim’s reply might be photoshopped. Full transparency from an entertainment-based blog filled with morons like us. Tim Cook’s tweet or not, the sentiment kills.
Elon is the biggest whiner on Twitter, and it’s not even close. Trin fucked the world’s richest whiner.
Time FED Elon his “You can troll me for 8 dollars” verified bullshit with “you still have to pay us 30% tax on everything you make at Twitter if you want your app to stay on the app store so go fuck yourself, whiner.”
Frontloading a fight with @tim_cook with specious nonsense isn’t going to work. Why? For one, he’s not a manic toddler hopped up on Twinkies and weaponry cosplay. Plus, no advertiser like to spend their marketing money in Thunderdome of toxic asininity. pic.twitter.com/GWfnkM0LRl
— Kara Swisher (@karaswisher) November 28, 2022
Association is a genuine brand metric in social media’s woke space. Twitter is a “Thunderdome of toxic Assinity,” and advertisers and partners of Twitter are running away faster than Elon can impregnate a SpaceX executive. Twitter’s ad bleed has seen more than half of their ad partners walk away with 90% of their ad revenue, and Elon’s answer is to take on Apple and their CEO, who can d-list their app for shits and gigs.
Smart.
Why? Did he buy it? 😂 https://t.co/ebxdh74Zr7
— Ryan Lindley 🍁 (@ryanlindley) November 29, 2022
Elon said he plans to make his own ELON phone if Apple and Google Play pulls Twitter from their app stores. Elon calls it a super phone and thinks he can do it overnight.
Unless there are a couple of guys with a new phone patent he can buy and steal, as he did with Tesla And SpaceX, it’s not happening.
For the record, Apple has a 30% tax on apps that make over $1 Million. It’s egregious. They monopolize apps and censor content, but they don’t want to incite hate speech, and they’re a private company with Terms of Service like Twitter. They can do whatever they want, just like Elon can. Instead of working with them and making a few hate speech Tweets, Elon decided to deride them and threaten them. That’ll work.
EXEC: Mr. Musk, sir, the brands are leaving Twitter
MUSK: Have we tried insulting them? https://t.co/X8R0LgNKzh
— Max Burns (@themaxburns) November 28, 2022
It’s just a dick-swinging contest, and Elon’s the only contestant whining about it while he does it.
I muted him yesterday because he’s such a Fascist fucking whiner.
I thought he’d at least have some Twitter game, but he’s a shit follow who does what every other incel with no self-esteem does on this app. He pretends he’s something he’s not for clout he doesn’t have in an embarrassing attempt not to be that kid his dad used to beat.
DB
