This is what happens every time I respond to anyone in disagreement with anything people tweet.
As per usual Auston, Matthewss Girlfiriend is in the middle of it. She recently posted more objectionable pics and videos of herself in various states of undress. Hideous hot flaunting. We like to point it out as a public service when she posts beach shots in a bikini or a video of her in lingerie, so you know what not to look at online.
When we posted the latest from Jordyn, my man Jonathan Nolan tweeted his sadness about Jordyn’s latest Instagram “Bait”.
I always love getting these because it’s easy for people to performance tweet for twitter points. So I tried to tell him this is what people like to click on. And boy does you ever. Anything “Auston Matthews Girlfriend” Gets 1billion page views. That’s the name of this business apparently.
A reasonable response from Jonathan so I dropped it. And to answer his question, no I’m not. No one is.
That’s where “Pooner” picks up the twitter conversation and I’m laughing as I type this.
Thank God Jonathan is a good sport. Despite the fact, he posts pictures of 13th-century war art he’s cool.
Pooner Never disappoints. EVER.
And Jonathan’s mom has a real life in her eyes. If I were way older, she’d be turning me down every day.