Source: Colombian man was detained at Barcelona’s international airport after half a kilo of cocaine was found hidden under an over-sized toupee, Spanish police said on Tuesday.
Arriving on a flight from Bogota, the man attracted police attention as he looked nervous and had a disproportionately large hairpiece under his hat. They found a package stuck to his head with about €30,000 (£27,000) of cocaine.
If you’re from Columbia, Travelling to Spain for 24 hours is a dead giveaway to look inside your asshole for drugs.
Unless of course, you slide a pile of it under your Toupee.
I imagine authorities would make their way down to the asshole after this anyway.
The outstanding effort needs to be recognized. This is a man who not only has no options in life. When wearing a visible brick of coke under your head rug which is already a dead giveaway, you have no options. Like the Clint Eastwood flick ‘The Mule’, our senior Columbian friend had to do this. The jail was a better option than not wearing a cocaine Yarmukle on his head.