Source – A powerful Swedish financier got blackout drunk at a house party and exposed his private parts to other guests — leading him to resign as a senior advisor to Citigroup on Monday, according to reports.
Anders Borg — who was once Sweden’s minister of finance — also reportedly threatened guests, groped other men and called female revelers “whores” and “sluts” during his night of debauchery, a source at the party told the Swedish tabloid Aftonbladet.
Borg’s antics were so alarming that Swedish police are reportedly investigating him for sexual harassment and making threats — and the 49-year-old money man issued a groveling mea culpa in which he claimed he was under extreme “pressure.”
“I have been told afterwards that I behaved very inappropriately,” he said in a Facebook post. “I sincerely apologize to all who were affected . . . I don’t drink more than most people but I have been under a lot of pressure lately.”
I’ve been under a lot of pressure lately as well, and I usually handle with exercise and a couple of beers. I should try the “Get Blackout Wasted And Sow People My Penis” method of stress relief.
I used to work with disabled people at a summer camp in my early 20’s. During training, we were told lots of the client’s like to masturbate when they get stressed out by their surroundings or the events taking place around them.
During the first week, we took a group of campers (adults) to the mini putt course. During the round, one of the campers missed a putt and was so pissed off that he laid down whipped out his dick and started to pleasure himself violently.
What we didn’t count on the was the masturbatory domino effect it would have on other campers. One by one, guys and ladies laid down and started to pleasure themselves.
As a trained counselor, you are supposed to let them finish and try to move clients who weren’t whacking off to keep moving forward and not make a big deal out of the mini golf jerk fest.
So yeah, This banking guy got fired for showing people his wiener.
Have a nice day.