— Brent Wallace (@tsn_wally) March 18, 2020
The Senators can’t catch a break. Their owner is the worst in professional sports, they suck, no plyer likes playing or living there and now they have the NHL’s first positive NHL test that we know of.
Tonight, I was reminded why Twitter is the worst. The two top trends in Canada right now are The Senators and Bobby Ryan, so you immediately wonder if the Ottawa Senator who tested positive for it is Bobby Ryan. That’s bullshit for Bobby. You guys can’t go a second without knowing fucking everything and always making it the worst thing.
I have to be honest, I don’t really even know why it’s bad if Bobby Ryan has it he’s healthy as a horse and he’ll be fine. Is it something to with him going to rehab? Or is the inference that if he didn’t go to rehab and just kept drinking, he wouldn’t have brought that dirty virus into the Sens dressing room?
If it’s Bobby Ryan I am throwing hands (and then proceeding to wash them immediately after to protect both myself and those around me) https://t.co/Avc0vzxBiN
— ＲＹＡＮ (@CaitlinERyan) March 18, 2020
If its Bobby Ryan I am going to cry
— Nick (@MattyDaddy34) March 18, 2020
If it’s Bobby Ryan, I am going to fucking riot https://t.co/bCWI96QKtL
— Luke (@_LG61) March 18, 2020
do people feel bad for him and think he’ll die? He’ll live (I’m assuming) but it’s not going t be pretty. He’ll cough and probably sneeze. He’ll probably have a fever too. You just hope he wasn’t around anyone over the age of 60 if it is him, which I’M not saying it is. Twitter’s doing that, and I don’t get it.
And who gives a shit if it’s him. Listen, I wanna know who it is just as much as you but not because I think the person is a Pariah and just don’t understand why we’re making it out to be a terrible thing if you had or had it and you’re in no statistical danger of dying. In fact, I think it should be posted and the players who have it have a great opportunity to be part of the education process needed to get through to people how crucial it is to stay home and self-isolate.
Of course it’s the sens that land the first positive test… if it’s Bobby Ryan I’m going to cry
— Hugh G. Rexon (@Localguy99) March 18, 2020
I just did my part to flatten the curve, btw. I washed my hands in hot water with a pint of antibacterial soap followed by a heavy Lysol wipedown of my laptop.
Not all hero’s wear capes. All hero’s self-isolate if they’re sick and call telehealth to set up a COVID-19 test.
Remember When “Hamburgler’ was a thing and Ottawa had Erik Karlsson and Mark Stone and Mike Hoffman’s cyberbully GF?
The good old days.