I’ve been watching people use this ChatGPT AI software and thought I’d give it a go. It needed a subject and a reason, so I gave it one based on my last tweet:
Looks like Jamie Sale is over her hatred of Russians who stole her Gold Medal, huh? pic.twitter.com/VqCXlgvbIU
— Dean Blundell🇨🇦 (@ItsDeanBlundell) December 8, 2022
Tired of shitting on Jamie, I asked ChatGPT to do it, and holy shit. It’s brilliant.
Once upon a time, in a land far, far away (aka Canada), there was a girl named Jamie Sale. Now, Jamie was no ordinary girl – she was a figure skating champion, winning gold at the Olympics and capturing the hearts of fans all over the world. But despite her fame and success, Jamie had a secret talent that few people knew about: she was a master of comedy.
One day, Jamie decided to put her comedic skills to the test and entered a local stand-up comedy competition. The judges were skeptical at first – after all, figure skating and comedy don’t exactly go hand in hand. But as soon as Jamie took the stage, she had the audience in stitches. Her jokes were so funny, the other comedians were green with envy (but not as green as they were when they saw her triple axel during the figure skating finals).
From that day on, Jamie became known as the “Queen of Comedy on Ice.” She toured the world, performing her unique brand of ice skating-infused humor to packed arenas. She even wrote a best-selling book about her journey from Olympic champion to comedy superstar.
But despite all of her success, Jamie never forgot where she came from. She always made sure to carve out time in her busy schedule to visit local skating rinks and give back to the figure skating community that made her who she is today.
So if you ever find yourself in need of a good laugh, just remember: Jamie Sale is here to save the day – one triple axel at a time.
It is with great disappointment that we must report that Olympic figure skating champion Jamie Sale has come out against vaccines. In a recent interview, Sale stated that she believes vaccines are dangerous and can cause serious health problems.
This statement is not only misguided, but it goes against overwhelming scientific evidence that vaccines are safe and effective at preventing the spread of deadly diseases. By spreading misinformation about vaccines, Sale is not only putting her own health at risk, but also the health of others.
It is important to remember that vaccines have saved countless lives and are a crucial tool in protecting public health. The World Health Organization has declared vaccines to be one of the most successful and cost-effective public health interventions, with vaccines preventing an estimated 2-3 million deaths every year.
We urge Jamie Sale to reconsider her stance on vaccines and to consult with medical experts before spreading potentially harmful misinformation. The health and well-being of our communities should always be a top priority.
“We urge Jamie Sale to reconsider her stance on vaccines and to consult with medical experts before spreading potentially harmful misinformation.”
BWAHAHAHA!! Come on. Even AI thinks she’s a funny little cracker jack.
Jamie is a theocratic religious zealot and conspiracy theorist. ChatGPT won’t write a post about the issues that forced her into the mental straightjacket she wears every day, but it does outline how bad theocracy is if you ask it nicely.
Theocracy is a form of government in which a religious institution holds ultimate political authority. This type of government has been used throughout history, but it is often associated with authoritarian regimes that use religion to justify their rule and suppress individual freedoms.
One of the main dangers of theocracy is that it can be used to promote discrimination and persecution of minority groups. In a theocracy, the religious leaders who hold political power are often more interested in promoting the interests of their own religious group than in representing the needs and rights of all citizens. This can lead to policies that discriminate against minority religions, as well as other marginalized groups such as racial or ethnic minorities, LGBT+ individuals, and women.
Another danger of theocracy is that it can stifle intellectual freedom and the free exchange of ideas. In a theocracy, the ruling religious leaders have the power to censor ideas that they deem to be in conflict with their religious beliefs. This can lead to a lack of diversity in thought and a suppression of dissent. It can also create an atmosphere of fear, in which people are afraid to express their own beliefs or challenge the dominant ideology.
Additionally, theocracy can hinder the development of a fair and just legal system. In a theocracy, the laws are often based on religious teachings, rather than on principles of fairness and equality. This can result in legal systems that are arbitrary, inconsistent, and biased against certain groups. It can also make it difficult to hold political leaders accountable, as they may claim that their actions are justified by their religious beliefs.
Furthermore, theocracy can lead to political instability and conflict. When a single religious group holds political power, there is a risk that other religious groups will feel marginalized and excluded. This can lead to social tension and even violence, as different groups struggle for power and influence. In some cases, theocracy has been used to justify wars and other forms of aggression, as religious leaders have claimed that their actions are justified by their religious beliefs.
Overall, theocracy is a dangerous form of government that can promote discrimination, suppress individual freedoms, and hinder the development of a fair and just society. It is important for people to be aware of the risks of theocracy and to strive for forms of government that are based on principles of equality and individual rights.
I mean, come on! that took 8 seconds and it’s almost the perfect explanation of Jamie Sale And Theo Fleury’s ongoing assault on your brain cells.
It’s also a great explainer for all of my Alberta friends. ChatGPT nailed Danielle Smith in its Theocracy write-up.
It’s a free blogger and I plan on getting ChatGPT its own login credentials and forcing it to shit all over Ezra Levant and Rebel News.
LFG!
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