I wouldn’t be french kissing with Chris for the next 30 to 90 days, but I get why people fall in love with men like this.
— Chris Rochford (@stasher87) February 24, 2019
— Toronto Maple Leafs (@MapleLeafs) February 24, 2019
Unfortunately, when Chris Rotchford made this video he was “a few beers in.” Also unfortunate, he deleted the video, but a billion people saved it and put it out because what the internet wants, the internet gets.
In this case, the internet knew Chris Rotchford either a) was too drunk to realize what he was doing would live forever and follow him around when people like me started to circulate his greatness. Or a). It’s a).
Chris is a weapon. I wouldn’t share a toothbrush with him until his test results come back, but Chris does not welch. If he drunkenly makes a bet with twitter for no good reason to eat some cat shit, he eats some cat shit.
Other than it being cat shit, the hair on the end is a real turn off.
Chris. I respect your game, but people really DON’T want you to eat that shit. They’d rather call you a pussy for a couple of weeks and mock you for entertaining the idea of eating a turd. You really didn’t need to do that.
I like you though Chris. You showed character eating that when you were under zero obligation to do so. Don’t hide from this video when the world sees it today. Own it.
There is no other choice at this point.
— The fifth Line! (@jcmac44) February 24, 2019
— ANNE WILSON (@annieboop69) February 24, 2019
This man has more commitment to the Leafs than anyone I've ever seen.
— Conor McSweeny (@seemictweet) February 24, 2019
Dont do it! the Habs ate shit tonight! thays good enough for me!
— TheRealPinky 🇨🇦 (@LFSFN1) February 24, 2019
Good news Hot Karl. This will live forever.
— Karl and the Leafs (@karlandtheleafs) February 24, 2019