Source – Meet Tabatha Lehman and Craig Schultheis.
The Florida couple was having sex in public around 3 AM yesterday when a patrolman interrupted their tryst (which was taking place outside a closed business in Largo).
Lehman, 45, and Schultheis, 46, were not pleased to be interrupted by Officer Logan Ward, who reported spotting both defendants “naked from the waist down performing sexual activities on each other.”
Schultheis, Logan noted, repeatedly explained that he was “just trying to get a piece of ass.”
For her part, Lehman repeatedly declared that she was “getting her pussy eaten out,” according to a criminal complaint.
Alcohol may have played a role in the pair’s public display of affection, which resulted in the arrest of Lehman and Schultheis for exposure of sexual organs, a misdemeanor. The pair was released from jail Monday after spending about nine hours in custody.
Points for honesty and extra points for the mug shots, but minus all the points for the visual in my head. Tabitha and Craig dont look a day over 65 even though they’re both in their mid-forties.
These are the follies of alcohol abuse. And drugs and probably a couple of packs of Pall Malls a day but let’s get brutally serious here; For them to give zero fucks about having a chew in public, get caught and then cop the brutal and disgusting truth is a badge of honor for booze. There’s a reason they call it “Liquid Courage” and “Truth Serum” and if you need to cite an example of why you should have a couple of whiskeys before a big meeting today, put a picture of these two in your wallet and show your boss.
You’ll be glad you did.
