Cuz it is.
An Uber Eats delivery driver was allegedly caught masturbating inside his car by the New Jersey woman to whom he’d just delivered an order, authorities said Wednesday.
Vinicius Porto, 31, had just handed off a bag of grub to a 23-year-old customer around 4:45 p.m. June 13 when the hungry client noticed the bag was unstapled, according to the Hackensack Police Department.
When the woman rushed over to Porto’s Ford Explorer to question him about the opened bag, she allegedly saw him touching himself in the front seat, cops said.
The woman, grossed-out but quick-thinking, whipped out her cell phone and shot an incriminating video of Porto before he sped off, police said.
Cops tracked down the Newark man, and slapped him with a summons for lewdness.
Uber needs a video of this guy jerking off in all their hiring information.
‘Vinicius has been at Uber Eats for 3 months and he loves delivering food so much, he can’t help but masturbate after delivering.”
“What’s it like to drive for Uber Eats?”
At the risk of repeating myself, wait till you get home. Sure we all get triggered by attractive people but file that in the ‘spank bank’ for later.
And who names their kid “Vinicius’?
It comes from the Portuguese language and literally means ‘wine’. In this case, ‘wiener wine’.
I’ve always wondered if these guys are flawed or just super horny all the time.
Let’s go with ‘A’.
To be fair, Captain Wiener Wine was in the privacy of his own vehicle and the customer had no business looking into the car. Had she not had an issue with an open bag (that Vinicius probably deposited some seed into) she wouldn’t have seen him pulling his pud and none the wiser.
But again, wait till you get home. It’s just solid advice.