You always take these “Drake fucked my friend” stories with a grain of salt but, as they say on the Twitter machine, “big if true”
It’s a story as old as time. Drake DM’s and IG model comes over for some consensual intercourse with the 6-God, she motorboats his bum, they have sex, Drake pours hot sauce in the used condom. She fishes it out of the garbage to try and make a Drake baby only to burn her uterus with some Frank’s Red hot.
😆😆😆😆Why even tell this..Drake put hot sauce in the condom, smart 🤣🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/vi0TKw99qW
— 6ixroses (@6ixroses_) January 10, 2022
Imagine the mayhem!
Drake – laid back on a king-sized bed with a post-sex glow.
Her – screaming in agony, running out of the shitter after trying to steal Drizzy’s seed.
“I knew you try that so I dumped hot sauce in the rubber! Man, you should see your face right now!”
She’s filing a lawsuit to go with the dozen other lawsuits Drake is facing for taking part in the Astroworld tragedy which led to 10 deaths including a 14 and 9-year-old.
She also wanted the world to know what Drake’s junk looks like and that he ‘hit it from behind’.
She also has no problem telling the truth as part of her lawsuit which said she tried to steal Drake’s sperm which led to the burning vagina episode yet somehow that’s ok which is fucking hilarious to me.
I wonder if Drake was like “GOTCHA, BITCH”!!! Or, if he had some ranch dressing on hand to help soothe the pain? He’s a certified loverboy after all.
The dude LOST it at Christmas rolling around Toronto handing out money to other rich people trying to make himself feel better, now he’s getting sued by an IG model for trying to protect himself from garbage babies.
2022 is going to be a BAD year for Aubrey. I don’t hate the move though. Very Ray Donovan of him.