Who HASN’T Elon Musk fucked?
CNET: Elon Musk had a brief affair last fall with the wife of Sergey Brin, leading the Google co-founder to file for divorce earlier this year, The Wall Street Journal reported Sunday. The two entrepreneurs were formerly close friends, but the affair ended their friendship, the Journal reported.
Brin and his wife, Nicole Shanahan, were separated but still living together at the time of the affair in December, a person close to her told the Journal. Brin, who married Shanahan in 2018, filed for divorce in January, citing “irreconcilable differences,” several weeks after learning of the affair, the Journal reported.
Musk apologized to Brin at a party earlier this year, begging for forgiveness for the affair, according to the Journal. Brin acknowledged the apology but isn’t on regular speaking terms with Musk, people with knowledge of the event told the Journal.
Musk and Brin had been longtime friends, with Musk reportedly often sleeping at Brin’s Silicon Valley home. Brin, who’s worth $95 billion, also reportedly made a $500,000 investment in Tesla during the 2008 financial crisis when the carmaker was struggling with production issues.
News of the alleged affair comes at a turbulent time for the Tesla and SpaceX founder and CEO, who’s also the wealthiest person on the planet. Earlier this month, Twitter sued Musk to complete his proposed $44 billion purchase of the social media platform after he informed Twitter he was ending the agreement to buy the company.
Around the same time, it was revealed that Musk and one of his top executives secretly had twins in November. Musk has also battled allegations that SpaceX paid a flight attendant $250,000 to settle allegations that the billionaire exposed himself to her during a flight.
Musk didn’t immediately respond to a request for comment. Neither Brin nor Shanahan, who runs a foundation focused on reproductive justice, could immediately be reached for comment.
I get why the mothers of SOME of Elon’s kids wanted to be inseminated by Elon Musk. They are gene pool hacking OR wish to live a stress-free life with Elon’s money/seed.
Elon’s ok with it, and I don’t judge polyamoury or anyone who’s down to fuck. Elon’s said his number one job is to procreate with as many women as he can to help repopulate planet earth, and he doesn’t discriminate.
Elon wasn’t procreating with Sergei’s wife. He just wanted to smother her in that big milky white computer programmer body of his because he’s an INCEL on a rampage now his virgin days are in the rearview.
It’s a real Chicken and Egg dilemma.
What comes first? Elon’s unbridled sexual appetite or his extreme need to put babies in ladies? Or does one drive the other?
Does Elon have an open door policy for his sperm, OR is impregnation a byproduct of his money forcing open the door to sexual activity after spending his formative sexual years losing his hair in front of a computer screen and being laughed at by girls in his coding classes?
There needs to be a “Real Housewives Of Silicon Valley” spinoff that focuses on all the wives of Silicon Valley losers like Sergei Bryn, whose wives rode Elon Musk like a bronco.
Every episode with a new future divorce who knocked at Elon’s door for one of his magic loads. Whether it took or not wouldn’t matter. Just a weekly show where nerd wives get together once a week to pee on EPT sticks while getting wasted on prosecco trading stories about Elon’s sexual prowess.
It would kick the shit out of “Keeping Up With The Kardashians.”
DB
