Having your Pee Pee slapped by your Saudi Bankers will do that.
Elon posted this after leaving the World Cup Final in Qatar yesterday, and I think I know why: It’s not going well.
Elon’s never been a man of his word. There’s no way he steps down as CEO of Twitter unless his Saudi Bankers and a few key investors told him it’s time to hang up his attempt at running a social media company like some Millenial jacked up on fucking Adderall.
HERE’S What Happened
- Before providing assassination coordinates for 100 k World Cup Fans, Twitter announced Elon’s new directive: Banning EVERY other social media app from posting on Twitter (IG, FB, Nostr, Mastodon, Tribel, ETC) for free.
- After the World Cup, Elon met with his Saudi Prince Banker, who isn’t a fan of his asset depreciating from $44 Billion to roughly $8-10 Billion in less than a month.
- This “I own you” handshake with Turkish President Erdogan probably didn’t help.
That is some uncomfortable handshake. https://t.co/Xen8iv3Ydo
— Dean Blundell🇨🇦 (@ItsDeanBlundell) December 19, 2022
Elon has a personal space issue and hates touching people, by the way. These stills show him dying just a little bit every two seconds. And President Erdogan puts guys like Elon in jail for looking at him the wrong way, so this had to be a little more than uncomfortably concerning for Elon. 
But the real clincher for Elon’s fake “I’ll step down as Twitter’s CEO” Twitter Poll? TESLA’S DYING stock price and the ongoing mockery of his peers.
Elon’s about to get put out as TESLA’S CEO as Investors in both TESLA and Twitter are openly smoking out his extreme incompetence, and the bloom is off the Elon Rose. Why? Elon banned journalists and Twitter’s investors for being critical of Elon’s toddler-like decision-making ON TOP of all the other ego-driven policy changes he’s made.
Twitter creator @Jack, Edward Snowden, and VC investor in SpaceX, Tesla, and Twitter, Paul Graham, were either banned or mocked Elon for his weird suspensions and new social media policy…
Twitter seemingly banned @paulg for this tweet. A major account that was obviously not "solely created to promote other social media platforms." And he didn't even post the link!
As @balajis said, this is a bad policy and should be reversed. pic.twitter.com/vfIG1Wzlkq
— Edward Snowden (@Snowden) December 18, 2022
TESLA stocked had a mini rally this morning on the news Elon is stepping down as Twitter’s CEO after a DISASTROUS month in charge. TESLA’S top 5 investors are also moving to have Elon removed as CEO/director of TESLA’S Board because “Unstable Elon” has lost Trillions of their dollars in the last two months.
What’s that, Elon? Some self-awareness?
As the saying goes, be careful what you wish, as you might get it
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) December 18, 2022
See. It’s not that hard. Failing with Twitter has cost TESLA, Twitter, and Space X investors billions of dollars.
Elon has lost over 100 billion in personal wealth in the last month alone, and the cash/reputation crunch is ON, so today is Elon’s previous day as Twitter’s CEO if he’s a man of his word. Which he isn’t.
Told you. The dude is a walking lie for PR.
DB
