A Bunch Of Caffeine/Sugar-free drinks, a Civil War-era gun depicting Washinton crossing the Potomac, a newer gun, and a ceramic Chinese finger trap.
My bedside table pic.twitter.com/sIdRYJcLTK
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) November 28, 2022
A friend of mine who has a Ph.D. in behavioral science sent this to me with this caption:
My bedside table. We’re practically twins! pic.twitter.com/qrOZX9LAz3
— Elon Musk actually thought Kathy Griffin was him (@craiggasscomedy) November 28, 2022
I’m impressed with Craig Gasser’s night table too. Looks like a great weekend.
Elon is trying to engage on Twitter instead of being on Twitter, and it’s pretty cringe.
Yes, cool guy with 12 bastard children who keeps guns and a flat of Diet Coke next to his head when he sleeps. We get it. You want people to think you’re just a guy who loves the same things we love, but no one tweets about the “delightful symphony” of thanksgiving flavors.
And your attempt to look non-partisan comes with a history of being partisan, so you’ll be eating that today too.
(I loved that time he agreed with @SuperHitler1488)
Elon needs to stay in his nerd lane instead of flexing his new ‘everyday incel’ persona.
Just shut up and keep pretending you’re as bright as the guys whose companies you bought with your PayPal Mafia cash.
I like you’re new Twitter, bud. You don’t need to give us a glimpse into you trying to be one of us. Poorly.
People with $250 billion can’t relate to anyone anywhere, and Elon comes across as a try-hard who’s pretending to be Joe Blow, here to rectify free speech for the people when he should stick to impregnating executives and swapping horses for handjobs while posting rocket video’s and Tesla truck promo videos.
And his meme game SUCKS.
DB
