What a time to be alive.
During Depp’s $50 million defamation suit against a British Tabloid, we got into the nitty-gritty details as to who left a massive shit in Johnny’s bed.
— Page Six (@PageSix) July 24, 2020
PAGE SIX: Amber Heard’s pal testified Friday that Johnny Depp grilled him over whether he pooped in the then-couple’s bed.“There was a discussion about whether you had any involvement in leaving some human feces on the bed?” Depp’s lawyer Eleanor Laws asked artist writer iO Tillett Wright.
Wright, wearing round glasses and a dark gray suit while testifying in London court by video link from Los Angeles, replied, “That was the beginning of the conversation.”
Depp has accused Heard or one of her friends of pooping in their bed in May 2016 as a supposed “prank” while their marriage collapsed. She has said the poop was from one of their incontinent Yorkshire terriers.
Depp confronted Wright by phone about a month after the incident, calling him from the LA penthouse that the actor and Heard had shared before he walked out on her. Depp had returned to the home to pick up clothes.
Wright said that after Depp asked him about whether the poop was his, he heard Depp and Heard arguing — and “the phone drop” — so he called 911.
That’s quite the Yorkshire Terrier if that’s a Yorkshire Terrier Poop.
A) Dog’s don’t just decide to take a shit on their owner’s bed unless they’ve never been trained to not shit in the house.
B) The last time I checked, dogs can’t wipe their asses due to a lack of opposable thumbs.
C) Dog’s are clean shitters. They don’t leave behind a mess like that. Dog’s pinch very clean packages that stay together and are way smaller and compact then what we have here.
So if the poop wasn’t the dog’s or her alien-looking artist friend, it has to belong to Amber Turd.
I bet the sex was unreal but probably not worth ruining your career. I think it’s funny he was cool with being beat, having cigarettes put out on his face, and letting her amputate his finger, but Amber dropping a trouser gift in Johnny’s bed was the final straw.
He must have really loved her…