Can we stop with the latest Bond clickbait hate that is populating the interweb… please.
I am a huge Bond fan and the latest bullshit everyone is up in arms over is the prospect of a Female 007. Not just any female… a black female. OMG… what is the world coming to.
Seriously, all you misogynistic haters out there, fuck off… just stop it.
If you were genuine Bond fans you wold know that this is not the FIRST female 00 Agent that we have seen in the movie franchise. That distinction goes to this lady down the end of the Agent meeting in Thunderball.
Another made an appearance along side Brosnan in TWINE.
In the novels and other written cannon there have been numerous other females as well. So relax ya trolling bastards.
She’s not going to be named Jane Bond or MiniPussy fer feck sakes. Apparently, the scene in question involves M (Ralph Fiennes) calling 007 into his office and low and behold, OMG, in walks female British actor Lashana Lynch (Captain Marvel).
A jaw dropping moment? Not anymore… thanks. How spoileriffic of you all!
It is a twist that has got screenwriter Phoebe Waller-Bridge written all over it. Is it so hard to understand in the world of Bond and MI6, that agents, of any gender or race etc. are assigned OO status of License To Kill and then issued a number. Most likely Bond is retired and enjoying married life in Jamaica with the lovely french croissant that is Léa Seydoux.
You want a prediction? Director Cary Fukunaga is going to pull a JJ Abrams and ‘honour’ the previous work of OHMSS by killing Bond’s new wife in a drive by (this time opening the movie instead of ending). This will cue Bond’s rage all over again, forcing him out of retirement for one final revenge kick at the can.
I’ll be sad to see Léa go, but they need to make room for a new Bond girl, Ana de Armas.
No complaints here.
Rami Malek is the villain, Jeffery Wright is back as Felix Leiter, Christoph Waltz as Blofeld and Ben Whitshaw back as Q… all will be fine, and a great bow out for Daniel Craig.
So, can we all calm the feck down and wait for all the fun and action that comes with a new Bond flick. This new movie has been plagued with issues from the get go, it doesn’t need any help from clickbait, conspiracy minded internet freaks as well.
Ruin this for me and I’ll slice a bowler hat across yer face!
As you were.
