I mean, you’d have to be a really big fan of The Rolling Stones to fork out what they’re asking for one of their band-branded chocolate bars.
The band is rolling them out next week at their flagship merch store in central London and on their online merch website.
You had to know the names would be somewhat cheesy/predictable. Wait for it… the milk chocolate bar is called ‘Brown Sugar’, while the dark chocolate bar is called ‘Cherry Red’ (inspired by the lyric “my favourite flavour, cherry red” from ‘You Can’t Always Get What You Want’).
Keep in mind, it’ll cost ya £5.95, plus postage per bar.
You can’t get no Satisfaction, but you can now buy a lil’ Brown Sugar and Cherry Red. Sorry, that was weak, I’ll show myself out.
What are the ingredients to this Rolling Stones chocolate bar? Obv wrong answers only.