It’s a video (soon), it’s a podcast, it’s a blog post, it’s my four favorite bets for this weekend. Y’all ready?
Last week I really put myself out there by reminding you that I was coming off a 4-0 start. Then I finished 3-1. So I’m proudly sitting here on top of a mound of 7-1 picks to date. Should I be tempting fate by calling out my early success? Should you trust the following picks with all of your heart and soul? Is this your favorite new gambling column?
Yes, yes, and Hell Yes. Let’s go.
🍳 AIR FORCE UNDER 31.5 points 🍳
This one is so simple it’s complicated. Air Force loves to run the ball like my mother loves playing Gloria Estefan. New Mexico has a run defense like Gloria Estefan has an extensive hit collection. Sorry, Air Force, the rhythm is gonna get you tonight.
☔️ Underdog of the week: FLORIDA STATE +34.5 ☔️
The Seminoles opened as historic home underdogs against a Clemson squad getting Trevor Lawrence back. That’s a lot of points to cover in Tallahassee and if I can just get Florida State to score a couple of touchdowns, I think this bet wins. They might need to stick a few field goals, too. Possibly might need Trevor Lawrence to get distracted by this Trevor Lawrence Fan Fiction I found.
☀️ Best Bet of the Week ☀️
Oh, you wanna hear my best bet of the week, do you? You’re just one step away from getting my velvet soft pick in your life. It’s on my podcast, youngblood. If you take this bet and lose, I’ll come to your house, mask on, and personally apologize, through mask. But if (when) you take this bet and win, you must come to my house and personally perform the Gloria Estefan song of my choice.
⛈ Worst Pick of the Week ⛈
The Green Bay Packers getting 2.5 against the Indianapolis Colts smells fishy. Something is going here. Something very secretive and I don’t like it. You know the whole adage, “Secrets, secrets, are no fun. Secrets, secrets…hurt someone”? I swear I didn’t make it up. And I swear that I can’t put enough dollars on Green Bay +2.5 this weekend against the Colts.