Dude. If you are awake at 4:30 am and you are at McDonald’s, odds are you are not on your way into work. Odds are you are coming down from the adrenaline of a night downtown and the constant pulse of EDM.
OR you’re like me; up late playing video games, and wanting something more filling than the chocolate chip cookies you inhaled 6 hours ago.
Enter McDonald’s, the only establishment open at 4:30 in my area that serves beef or chicken at this time of night. Day? Night? Whatever. Anyways, after a quick google search confirming that McDonald’s starts serving breakfast at 5:00 am, I drove rather confidently to the nearest Golden Arches:
Look, everybody knows the pain of the ice cream/McFlurry station not working at McDonald’s like 87% of the time (facts) but this is getting out of hand. No Big Mac’s, no nuggets, no fries, NO MCFLURRY’S?! Hot Take: McDonald’s is abandoning the stoner market. They’ve moved on to calling themselves “McCafe” and started serving latte’s and chicken Caesar salads to soccer moms. Never forget your roots, man. The Prince is in need of a 4:30 am burger hookup. Holler if ya hear me.