Welp. So much for Ze Germans in World Cup action. They went out faster and quieter than an assisted dying lethal injection. See, you missed it already. (that joke, like the German play, was horrible, I know)
*Germany went to Russia 3 times unprepared*
1) World War 1
2) World War 2
3) World Cup 2018
It seems they never learn from their past
— Mujahid Yusof Rawa (@mujahidrawa) June 28, 2018
I imagine when they get back home Momma Merkel will be geared up in her favourite studded, German made, S&M leather gear, waiting patiently to teach those boys who their real Daddy is. All awhile, Joachim Löw stands in the corner, fearful, stealing sniffs from his fingers, waiting anxiously for his turn.
Think ‘Pulp Fiction’ Zed Basement scene, meets German Industrial music, meets angry Momma Merkel with 12-inch toys and nipple clamps – totally.
— ali (@thattguyali) June 27, 2018
But if you think Merkel is scary, wait till you see where Mexico took things today. With Korea beating Germany, that means Mexico will be moving on to the round of 16. Something ZeGermans haven’t missed since 1938.
Anyways, Mexico is moving on and doing so in the most savage way possible. They say imitation is the highest form of flattery, don’t they? You’ll have to ask the Korean team that one.
South Korea eliminating Germany from the World Cup while LOVE SCENARIO by iKON plays in the background. pic.twitter.com/rcpX9lr8Mq
— ` (@yelowsgeng) June 28, 2018
Also, wondering what the American Lefty Democrats think about letting all these folk into the country now? Wall? And where’s FIFA in all this? I thought they were handing out tickets for this kind of shit.