In England, this is how they say ‘hello’.
Tell me that woman isn’t living her best life right now. She has a beer in hand whilst being gratified and if the roles were reversed we would be perverts for posting this.
But it’s not a dude on the receiving end so we’re cool.
The only way this picture is better is if the woman has her phone in her other hand playing candy crush, texting her friends.
“Hey, ladies, I’m winning the bet we made at Shelly’s Stagette RIGHT NOW!
BTW, if Kingpin isn’t the funniest movie ever made, it’s top 3.
Bill Murray’s finest performance.
Folks, I say it all the time when a chronic masturbator gets arrested for chugging it on the Subway:
Wait till you get home. Fapping is in the Oral Sex category as to what not to do in public. Bring a frisbee. Grab a football or take a walk into the woods for a chew. Don’t do it in public. It’s gross.