Source: Your cock and balls are usually a couple of degrees hotter than the rest of your body and when temperatures soar as they have been across the globe, you can develop a painful rash called ‘Summer Penis’ and it’s coming to a dick near you.
As temperatures are set to soar over 30C this weekend, many people will find themselves struggling with the heat.
Some will become rather sweaty and tired, others may break out in a heat rash.
Men specifically may also see an interesting change during the heatwave.
Some men have previously claimed they’ve experienced a phenomenon known as ‘summer penis’, which is where high temperatures cause the penis to appear bigger.
This is, of course, not to be confused with summer penile syndrome, where men suffer with itchy, painful bites on their genitals.
Fortunately, I’ve never experienced ‘Summer Penis’ but if it’s as painful as a chapped ‘Swasshole’ I’m out.
The key to keeping things fresh down there is two-fold:
- Always wear breathable underwear so that hot moist air has somewhere to escape. Trapped moisture causes fungal infections and other crotch issues that not only hurts like an MF, but it also smells like compost too which is tough to explain on a third date.
Don’t wear your underwear more than once. Yeast infections are the number one culprit of Summer Penis and can be avoided by changing your hitch on a regular basis.
It’s fairly easy to not develop genital fungal infections if you just like you were brought up. Brush your teeth regularly, bathe daily and invest in a pack of GITCH from Ed’s Fine Imports where right now, if you order three pairs of GITCH you get the fourth free with promo code ‘GITCH3’ at www.edsfineimports.com.
They were made with ‘Summer Penis’ in mind and they’re the brainchild of Ed himself so get your GITCH today and never worry about ‘Summer Penis’ or ‘Nut Funk’ ever again.
Other ways to keep your junk clean vary from regular washing with soap and water to a healthy application of talcum powder or gold bond works too.