There’s petty; then there’s the dude who decorated a raccoon tree fort with dildos and sex toys to piss off the neighbors:
Source:A By-law dispute between neighbours over a tree resulted in a retaliation with a display of sex toys that has created what a Burlington couple calls an uncomfortable atmosphere in their backyard.
“Uncomortable.” Lol.
Sean Orioled (SP?) is the neighbor with the dildo fort, and he’s a raging asshole who thinks his right to piss off his neighbors by painting his raccoon sex fort pink, adorning it with dildos and cock rings.
He said it’s because his neighbors called by-law enforcement instead of giving him time to remove a dangerous tree that encroached on his neighbor’s property.
His neighbors said they asked Sean to remove the tree, and when he didn’t, they called by-law officers.
Sean’s pissed because it cost him an extra 400 dollars to remove the dangerous tree, so he stapled the dildos and butt plugs from his sex toys stash to the roof of a tree fort AFTER painting it bright pink.
Elise, Sean’s neighbor, says the family has had to stare at sex toys for over a month now. She cited her 91-year-old mother’s bday party as “embarrassing” and is now demanding the city of Hamilton force Sean to remove ‘all those dicks’ from her family’s yard.
While carrying around rye and coke during his interview with CHCH, Sean said he’s not deep-sixing the dick house until he’s forced to. He’s trying to prove a point. Sean says it’s bad form to call by-law, so the dick house is a message to Elise and her husband to be better neighbors.
If I’m Sean’s neighbor, I escalate this.
- Metallica through loudspeakers mounted to fence posts, cooking garbage in a barrel next to his fence – the whole bit. Sean declared war on a retired couple, and they have a civic/moral duty to fight the neighbor war on Sean’s terms.
- mow your lawn at 6 am
- sprinkle pounds of cat food over the fence
- 2 am driveway basketball games
- naked backyard weeding
- a lawn sign on Sean’s front yard that says “$2 blow jobs.”
I’d pull out all the stops, and so should Sean’s neighbors.
I like to rise above, but sometimes the low road NEEDS to be taken, and this is one of those times.
DB
Alternatively, Sean could apologize and shake hands with Elise and her husband but don’t hold your breath.
