And, you’re a fucken idiot.
CBC: Vancouver Coastal Health says people who visited Brandi’s Exotic Show Lounge earlier this week may have been exposed to COVID-19.
Exposure to the novel coronavirus could have taken place on the evenings of June 21, 22, 23 and 24, between 9 p.m. and 3 a.m. PT, including midnight to 3 a.m. on June 25.
The health authority says multiple people who tested positive for COVID-19 attended the strip club at 595 Hornby Street on those dates. It says there was no risk to anyone who attended the lounge outside of those dates and times, and there is no ongoing risk to the community. As a precaution, Vancouver Coastal Health advises anyone who attended Brandi’s during those potential times of exposure to monitor themselves for 14 days. “As long as they remain healthy and do not develop symptoms, there is no need to self-isolate and they should continue with their usual daily activities,” the health authority said in a statement.
Anyone who develops symptoms of COVID-19 is asked to call for a test and immediately self-isolate.
Yeah, so none of those people are going to quarantine so why bother. Just put out the same notice with all the info and health info and end it with ‘Listen, we know some of you are super pervs and can’t go a few months without seeing a naked woman, get fucking WiFi in your apartment for fuck sakes. Porn Hub is loaded with whatever tickles your fancy and it’s all free all the time 24/7’.
I don’t shame if you love porn and strip joints and really love seeing the female form in all it’s glory up close but there’s a pandemic right now and even though those places are technically open (maybe not Brandi’s at the moment, hold off a couple of months and masturbate to the smell of cheap perfume in your bathroom watching it in HD on an Ipad. That way you won’t kill your grandparents two weeks after paying a lovely young lady 200 bucks to dry hump your leg and pretend she really likes you.
Pro TIp: If you have a partner go home and shower like you’re going into fucking surgery. Shave your gear, get into bed and pretend you’re sick for three days. Maybe some sniffles then boom, three days later you’re good. Be sure you tell your partner you’re ‘just gonna make sure’ and responsibly stay home for a while because you’re very concerned about the spread of this thing and you’re outta the woods.
Pro Tip #2: This is Rachel. She works at Brandi’s and doesn’t want you to bring that shit into her place of work.
And this is Victoria Drive. She probably feels the same way. maybe they do housecalls with masks maybe not. Hit her up on her IG (below) and tell her you’ll be in with your mortgage payment in the fall. Sex workers are workers too and this industry has been harder on them than anyone else.