I was out at head games and lies.
— Dean Blundell (@ItsDeanBlundell) June 16, 2021
I don’t know who the fuck ‘Alisha thinks she is but As a HUGE fan of head games and lies, I’m out.
Also, I’m out of her sexual demo.
Alisha is so old she didn’t realize she could have done this on Kijiji or Tinder and been WAY more successful with responses from men who don’t rent hostel rooms by the month.
She’s 51 and like most divorced/single women in their 40’s and 50’s she’s not looking for another long shitty commitment from some asshole that drinks too much. Alisha wants an 18-25-year-old stud to make her feel dangerous after a long walk and a home-cooked meal. She’s not interested in a freeloader leaving his work boots on the new hardwood after coming home from a long day posting personal bills on light standards. She wants to drink wine and travel with a fuck boi who’s barely out of University.
But what do her ‘benefits’ have to do with anything? Does she think benefits are a deal-breaker for a 25-year-old walking boner?
Any guy desperate and unmotivated enough to give Alisha a phone call probably won’t care about her dental plan when he’s gearing her down backstage at a concert at Sound Academy.
“Hold it, before we have cougar sex, can you tell me more about your employee assistance plan at work”?
Weird flex. I don’t internet date but I’d be shocked to see people fishing for sex with hot details of their benefits package in their profiles.