Wow. Color me surprised.
Joe Thornton is officially joining the #leafs: $700,000 AAV.
— Chris Johnston (@reporterchris) October 16, 2020
Signing Joe Thornton makes me wonder how much there was to The Hockey Dummies post about the core of ‘brats’ who need some professional influence in their lives. Between Simmonds and Thornton, no one’s fucking around with Fortnite on the road till 4 am.
Joe will go for 30-40 pts this year playing on the 2nd PP unit AND he’ll probably instill some respect for the game into the young bucks who haven’t figured it out yet.
The burning question? Is he bringing the beard to T.O.?