It writes itself. I don’t even need to write it actually, I just need to post screenshots from Canada’s second-biggest Journo pussy.
Bruce is so fucking scared of conflict and me (I bathe in it) he won’t tag me when he talks about me. He won’t mention my name because he knows scores of people will shit in his head if he does and he can’t stand it.
We have a mutual friend who said ‘Bruce isn’t just scared of you, you give him fucking writing nightmares before he Tweets.”
Dean 2.0 shouldn’t love hearing something like that but he does.
Bruce’s latest pussy swipe comes after this week’s bruhaha over gender discrimination. Because Brucie is Brucie, he waded in from the peanut gallery with the Twitter equivalent of shooting someone in the back while wearing a mask for performance points. Classic Brucie.
So if I’m to interpret this right, Bruce Won’t read/didn’t read/is telling others not to read a post from me because it’s sexist and I’m worthless.
All without mentioning my name. That’s not clever, btw. That’s what prototypical pussies who are deathly afraid of the return volley, do.
A) If Brucie didn’t read the post he would know it wasn’t sexist.
B) Even though he didn’t read it, he had no problem passing it off as sexist because he saw a few tweets from morons who said it was so he went with it. That’s a bold journalism strategy Brucie. Almost like Brucie is employing the opposite of journalistic integrity
C) ‘Bombing out of real media‘ gave me a boner, btw. By ‘Real Media’ does Brucie mean Newspapers who don’t use paper including the Toronto Star (where he ‘works’) which sold to a group of investors for 2 cents on the dollar? Or does he mean Radio that no one listens to anymore or TV no one watches?
We have more users in a week than Brucie has readers in a year so I’d be interested in debating ‘real media’ with Brucie. He wouldn’t show up though because he’s really, really, really, afraid of me.
So is Steve Simmons. They’re best friends and living rent-free in their balding shit heads is a pet project and I plan on seeing this hobby through to the end.
I have lots of time and access to platforms and a huge userbase that grows 30% month over month, so I’ll be over here doing ‘Real Media’ if you ever want to hang out Brucie.
You, you’ll be drinking, crying next to your computer wondering why the lord didn’t gift you a spine with those glasses.
Cheers and have a great weekend!