“tha- thats not a doberman?”
karen: 😐 pic.twitter.com/M1qKNFCWfC
— Jaxton || tyrus au pinned (@lemonboyjax) July 8, 2020
This is either a full-on, viral prank or we have identified an instant KOY Candidate (Karen Of The Year).
1) Faking being attacked by a dog while that dog’s owner is recording the non-event, is TO DIE FOR.
2) That’s a fucking terrier mix you, dumb shit.
We’re now keeping track of our most downloaded and viewed Karen stories, running them through an intense algorithm of each Karen’s weight, clothing, religious affiliation and looks (It’s a Karen Of The Year Contest…Looks matter). Sometime around Christmas of 2020 when we’re all getting ready to lose our fucking minds, we will crown DeanBlundell.com’s ‘Karen Of The Year’.
“White lives matter, black lives don’t”! Now pass the pork rinds! pic.twitter.com/gUMEODCucX
— Dean Blundell (@ItsDeanBlundell) July 8, 2020
Seems like now would be the time to do it, right? I mean it’s like having a Locust eating contest during a Locust plague. it’s a smart use of resources to drive pageviews with some quality content and entertainment for hours on end.
All-day long, Karen screams about not wearing a mask. Each word more meaningless and dumber than the next. Volume up.
(Might be time to retire those tights too) pic.twitter.com/exDdvXH5Df
— Dean Blundell (@ItsDeanBlundell) July 9, 2020
Top 10 ‘drive-thru Karen’ performance over an Ice Cream.
— Dean Blundell (@ItsDeanBlundell) July 7, 2020
If you happen upon one of these ‘women’, feel free to send it our way, [email protected] and we’ll be sure to enter that Karen into the contest FREE Of Charge.
Keep it moist.