Wow. An expert trolling lesson here with this gal accusing KD of making chicks fart in his face. WESTBROOK MVP probably piqued his interest, and he’s for sure had several relationships in OKC with a myriad of ladies who like the big stuff, so chances are he was trying to see if there’s any truth to it. Instead, he gets savaged, then put to bed by a girl named Kaylee. Hawt stuff.
So for those of you who were pissed at KD hitching his wagon to the Warrior’s championship train, this is for you. A week ago he was holding the NBA Championship and Playoff MVP trophy, getting wasted on champagne. This morning he’s just another guy who gets outed on social media for having a penchant for beef stew in the bedroom.
I don’t hate him for either. I have no interest in having anyone fart in my face, so I don’t get it, but guys must do what they have to do to scratch that itch. The thing that makes me think KD is into being farted on is that he wanted the chick’s name when Kaylee said she heard it from one of Durant’s “Hoes”. Not that it matters, but I’m pegging KD as a guy who likes it when chicks blow farts in his face. Who am I to judge? I have a stamp collection and collect stupid expensive game-worn NHL jerseys.
Either way, if the MVP of the playoffs enjoys some sensual flatulence, so be it. Everyone has a different aphrodisiac.