I used the think the best way to cure a Vegan was to give them a bucket of KFC.
This might be better.
Canadian Tire is selling KFC scented fire logs. 😂 pic.twitter.com/uHByfZvBPz
— El Capitan 🔴🥦 (@donfazool) November 19, 2020
That’s right. for a measly $20 your house can smell like a Vegan intervention.
BI: With the holiday season fast approaching, KFC is bringing back its chicken-scented firelog for the third year running.
The KFC 11 Herbs & Spices Firelog — developed in partnership with Enviro-Log — is now available for purchase, the chain announced Monday. KFC is selling the log exclusively through Walmart this year, and customers can purchase one for $15.88 on Walmart’s website and at select store locations.
According to a press release, the log is “designed to make your home smell like fried chicken and feel as warm as an Extra Crispy drumstick.” This is the first time the product will be available in-store, and also the first time it will be sold in Canada.
“For the past two years we have warmed the hearts and homes of our fried-chicken fans during the holiday season with our 11 Herbs & Spices Firelog,” Andrea Zahumensky, KFC US’ chief marketing officer said in a statement. “Although this year may look different, we hope that by expanding our exclusive partnership with Enviro-Log and Walmart, people can once again grab a fried-chicken scented firelog, order a bucket of chicken from KFC, and savor the tastes, smells and warmth of what has become our favorite holiday tradition.”
KFC loves doing weird shit, and I’m all about it.
KFC firelogs have a mixed purpose. They make your house smell like the Colonel’s 11 herbs and spices while curing any familial vegan of their virtue hatred of meat.
“Do you hate yourself? KFC Fire Logs.” pic.twitter.com/EcpHWSaR9b
— Ian Hanlin (@IanStuartHanlin) November 16, 2020
fuck it KFC scented fire logs pic.twitter.com/bDCgaYKLtS
— yennifer (book version) (@sadarchitectbby) November 17, 2020
It’s more of a psychological operation than a stunt like their Colonol Sanders bearskin rug from XMAS 2019.
or the Colonol’s nail polish of XMAS 2020
Or KFC’s “Extra Crispy” sunscreen that smells like a bucket of KFC.
Stunts. All of them (although I’d speak for “Bear Skin Colonol” in a fucking heartbeat). KFC Firelogs are the farthest thing from a stunt. It’s a deliciously aromatic and comforting way to cure vegans and keep your chimney clean while filling your house with the smell of the dirty bird.
I believe in meat AND inclusivity, ESPECIALLY when it comes to “The Colonol.” if you’re a MILITANT VEGAN, KFC has a MILITANT VEGAN menu. You don’t need to take offense. I’ve tried the vegan options, and they suck, but you shouldn’t be left out in the KFC cold.
DB
