“Oh my God, we won two out of three, big deal. This team is an absolute f—ing joke, 23 to 8,” the kid screams, while getting the score wrong (23-5). “Syndergaard, get out of here you little Barbie doll. Get the f–k out of here. Go get a little robotic arm.”
Thank God this 9-year-old didn’t grow up a Leafs fan. Jesus Christ, son. Relax and go ride your bike.
Can you imagine when this kid grows up and realizes he has a mortgage and needs to pay taxes?