I don’t get it, but this bathing suit Kylie’s sporting is made of Navajo Healing Crystals as she and her friends went and took selfies at some ultra swank Utah Resort for her 185 million followers.
Do you know how many people saw her IG posts from her trip to Utah? I just did a quick tally and well in excess of 750 million people saw these IG posts. And THAT’s why she’s a fucking billionaire. Because she sold millions of bathing suits and A SHITPILE of this Kylie Skin ‘Clear’ Sunblock/Lotion
She just mixes in a few of those products with some boob and bum shots then, WHAMMO! Millions of young girls run out and buy whatever she was wearing and she makes billions more.
Kylie gets a piece of the bathing suit, jewelry, nail painting, travel, accessory, food, booze, accommodations, including charging the resort for the free publicity. Surgery and special effects are huge for her but, she’s the last thing you can call Kylie Jenner is dumb. She’s the Jeff Bezos of IG. She figured out/existed in a time and subset that birthed the first person who was able to monetize ‘being’. What’s not to admire?
She’s the Elon Musk of bathing suits and the Steven Hawking of make-up and born into the perfect family at the perfect time to take advantage of her surroundings.
I used to hate the Jenners and Kardashians and I sort of still hate a couple of them but Kylie has really turned me around lately if just for her incredible nose for being the first person on social media to monetize breathing. It’s remarkable, really.
I certainly wouldn’t let her help my kids with their homework, but you can’t argue with someone who’s become a billionaire by existing. That’s really the ultimate goal, right? She makes 1.5 million per IG post and worth over $1,000,000,000 USD btw. She’s a goddamned genius so don’t hate her.
Tough to squeeze that into the spank bank, huh.