What ya gonna do when Hulkamania runs wild on you? I’m losing my [email protected]#%ING mind. I was a massive Hulk Hogan fan growing up. So to hear that Netflix is making a movie about the wrestling icon gets my dick hard.
It won’t just be me though. Netflix is ensuring that even the ladies will be having a female erection with the announcement that Chris Hemsworth will be playing the role of the Hulkster, himself.
I was a little shocked by the casting choice. Hulk Hogan was a massive, muscular, but unattractive man. He was everything I wanted to be as a child until I realized that, that was not what women found appealing.
So for them to hire this century’s heartthrob was a bit of a shock. Hemsworth is also a fairly well-built dude, but he’s no Hulk Hogan. But isn’t that the American Dream; to eventually have someone who looks nothing like you and much more handsome play you in a movie about your life? I’d take that as a win.
The best part of this whole thing? Is that I can simply relive my childhood without having to be reminded of what Hulk Hogan has become. You know; before the sex tape, dropping the n-bomb, and everything else that has made Hulk Hogan kind of a gross old dude. Apparently, the movie is set to cover Hulk Hogan’s ascent into fame, becoming the face of the WWF (now WWE), and the Hulkamania era.
Other names attached to this movie: Bradley Cooper, Todd Phillips, and Eric Bischoff. Bradley Cooper doesn’t make a bad movie. Todd Phillips is an amazing director. And Eric Bischoff brought us the NWO. This is going to be the greatest movie ever. My 10-year old self is nerding the [email protected]#% out right now.