Ottawa Citizen – When police found the intruder at the Ottawa stables, he was in a stall with his pants down and his penis up, standing next to a miniature pony that had been tied up and lubed up with massage oil.
“I’m sorry, it’s not what it looks like,” Ryan Dodd, 30, immediately told police officers, according to notes cited at his criminal trial last week for break-and-enter and attempted bestiality, in which he was found guilty of both.
Whatever it looked like, Ottawa police and Ontario Provincial Police officers responding to the break-and-enter call early on Jan. 5, 2019, told him to put his pants on, and he did so, only backwards, saying, “This is embarrassing.”
Police found the smell of scented body oil overwhelming.
Dodd was co-operative with arresting officers and said he had been drinking and did two lines of coke a few hours before breaking into the barn.
The miniature pony, its hair coat left greasy, smelled of perfume for days, and police noted her genitalia appeared shiny.
Police seized an empty bottle of body oil and rope. (The miniature pony had been restrained with one rope around her neck and another around her hind quarters.) Police also seized a pink silicone vagina replica used for masturbation from the pocket of Dodd’s hoodie.
An examination by a veterinarian revealed no trauma to the pony’s vaginal area or rectum. Three swabs showed no semen or oil from the vagina, hamstring region or hind legs.
Dodd, who did not testify in his own defence, was found guilty of attempted bestiality and break and enter.
Police, who responded within 15 minutes of the call, found Dodd’s Chevy pickup truck parked a couple hundred metres down the road from the barn. The engine was still hot.
Dodd was a private in the army and worked as a vehicle technician. He joined the Canadian Armed Forces in January 2013 and was released in February 2017. He had no deployments and was posted mainly to CFB Borden and Petawawa.
The morning he was arrested, just after 3 a.m., Dodd told police he had been dishonourably discharged from the military in 2017.
Probably for fucking horses.
Ottawa Police got there before Ryan Dodd was able to finish the deal, but that’s some serious pre-meditation on Ryan’s part.
He played it off as if he was on the verge of a bad decision thanks to booze and coke, but not many party animals have the presence of mind to bring their pocket vagina and scented massage lube to a horse fucking when they are blackout wasted.
Remember the story of ‘Mr. Hands’?
In the news it was called “The Enumclaw horse sex case”. Back in 2005 there was an “incident” in which Kenneth Pinyan, an engineer at Boeing, died from “receptive rectal sex with a stallion” at a farm near the city of Enumclaw.
You see, Ken made A LOT of ‘receptive’ animal porn and he uploaded it to the web prior to dying of sepsis from the incident so if you really want to see it, it’s out there.
I saw the video (15 years ago that stuff was readily available in a google search) and it’s intense.
Kenneth didn’t die in the video, he died a few days later of a perferated colon. If you look at the video, it’s a shocker Ken didn’t die on the spot.
Based on that video they made a movie about Ken and his adventures in horse porn called ‘Zoo’ that delves into the darker parts of the animal porn industry (Ken made A LOT of it). Whatever you do, don’t watch it. It gave me fucking nightmares for a week.
If you own a hobby farm, keep your head on a swivel.