The FCC released all 1400 complaints related to Jlo and Shakira’s stellar halftime show and each one of them is dumber than then next.
All the complaints are listed here and you can flip through them. Other than reading into the sexual repression, I noticed most Evangelical Christian’s can’t spell worth a shit.
Some of my Faves?
“Jennifer Lopez’s performance at the Super Bowl halftime show was extremely explicit and completely unacceptable for a event where families including children are watching, I had to send my children out of the room so that they weren’t exposed to something they should not have seen.”
“My family was very excited to watch the Super Bowl tonight , however, I was not prepared to explain to my 11 yo daughter why Jennifer Lopez was dressed so scantily or why she kept grabbing her crotch. My daughter was asking if she was feeling sick from having so much skin showing.”
‘My DaUghTer waS siCk fRoM aLL ThE AsS…Good one. Blame your daughter for your boner. Classy.
“The half time show was very sexual in nature. I have never seen so many sex poses outside porno magazines,”
Yeah, that’s a lie. I’ve looked at a few of those ‘Porno Magazine’s and depending on the Porno Magazine (who says “Porno” anymore, btw?) that wasn’t porno. I guess when you live in the sticks and pray to a fake god, that might be considered porno but it’s not.
“What are you teaching young girls? Dance around half naked to make men excited then claim #MeToo for harassment? It’s ok to be some sexual being and shake your naked rear end and expose your crotch and dance on a pole in front of the world?”
Some of the complaints insinuated the Halftime show would lead more people to try sex trafficking as a profession. If seeing women sing in salsa outfits makes you consider ‘Sex Trafficking’ some ladies, you have mental problems, man.
“In our country there has been a push for women’s rights and more opportunities along with the Me too movement which is a good thing, this takes us back to where women get their worth from their sexuality not their brains/personality and I don’t appreciate it on a family friendly broadcast.”
“This is not appropriate family entertainment as the Super Bowl advertises. It was appalling! And then having young girls join the spectacle, No wonder there is sex trafficking when you call this family entertainment. And where’s the Me Too women? Do you not see the hypocrisy?”
“Jlo grabbed her crotch, danced on a stripper pole, Costumes were barely there! With everything going on now with the Me Too movement this is not something that should have been on TV prime time.”
“A disgusting spectacle was on display during the halftime show of the Super Bowl yesterday and I’m sickened by the idea that this was broadcast into so many homes in America and possibly around the world. Selling sex seems to be the job nowadays, despite human trafficking and the Me Too movement. Shame on Fox.”
Some viewers raging boners were so intense, they’re boycotting Pepsi (which is classified as a blood type in America). Seems logical.
“Jennifer Lopez’s gyrating on a stripper pole with her butt and her crotch smack in front of my eyes, my husband and children was an affront to women and children and violates your rules, I will be boycotting Pepsi and their products and unless you can guarantee a decent half time show next year, we will boycott the Super Bowl.
“It was EXTREMELY offensive to me and my family. Together, those who object will boycott Pepsi and the NFL if this is acceptable entertainment for their games, I am appalled at how a television network allowed such a disgusting display of the degrading of women and basically a porno show during the hours of family viewing,”
“This has pushed me to boycott this network and the NFL. Both obviously missed the description of what it is to empower a woman.”
“I am very offended by the performance of porn on a supposed family occasion, I will be boycotting the Super Bowl and especially the vulgar half time shows that have progressively gotten worse through the years.”
There’s no lesson here. I’m not posting these to prove anything to anyone. It’s a terrific snapshot into why the world is so deeply fucked right now.
Stupid people. It’s because of stupid people who create problems where there aren’t any.
Wherever and whenever a woman chooses to shake it is up to here and there isn’t an email you can send that will take away your boner. Instead of ‘cucking’ yourself, go with it. There were a lot of great memories to deposit in your spank bank during that halftime show and medical pro’s say ‘you lose it if you don’t use it’.
Head to the powder-room and rub one out before the second half.
It’ll change your life.