Pat King might never get out of Jail.
I’m ok with that.
Man, I’m starting to think that Pat King enjoys jail. Three meals a day, a warm bed, friends, structure, he doesn’t have to worry about any of the people he scammed out of money. It’s great! https://t.co/ozZKvwbfi7
— The Platypus (@ThePlatypusCA) April 14, 2022
54 days. Fuck Face has been in jail for 54 days. Pat King has been through 3 lawyers, had three bail hearings, 4 adjournments, ZERO books and he hasn’t had a smoke for almost two months.
Bully.
Pat King is detestable but not a mastermind.@ItsDeanBlundell #FreedomConvoy pic.twitter.com/VXAZPO3Kip
— Caryma Sa'd – Lawyer + Political Satirist (@CarymaRules) April 14, 2022
Today, Pat had that third bail amendment hearing and it was over before the long weekend began. 5 minutes into the hearing, Pat’s new lawyer informed the judge his computer had been locked by a malware virus and could not continue with the hearing.
Three weeks ago, Pat’s OTHER lawyers didn’t show up to Pat’s OTHER bail hearing because he didn’t pay their retainer.
Two weeks before that, Cal Rosemund was unsuccessful in convincing the judge Pat should go free because his surety, Kerry Komox, is the female version of him.
Every one of these failed hearings happened on a Friday or the day before a long weekend and that’s got to be a huge dick shot for the one-legged trailer park legend.
Can you imagine how crushed he must have been? Again? He was seated in court with a smart shirt and a ponytail hoping against hope his lawyer would be able to successfully argue his case only to have his computer hacked minutes into the Zoom bail hearing.
His heart musta sank into his prosthetic leg. On a Thursday. Before the long weekend.
I guess don’t threaten the general public with bullets for 10 years on your IG account. I think that’s the lesson, here.
Even though he was hit with two more charges including perjury yesterday, the dude should be let out if innocent until proven guilty is the rule of law. I mean, I don’t give a shit, but his incarceration seems more punitive than legal at this point.
Unless Mr. Master Race has been sabotaging his own effort by not paying lawyers then hiring ones who can’t open computers properly, I’ll operate under the assumption he’s just a cosmically gifted angry liar who needs some medication and a regular job along with a million miles of therapy.
Imagine how that first freedom dart will feel, Patty. MMMMM. Just being able to shit in private will be a treat.
Let’s all hope for a more grateful Pat King. Right?
Dean
