Hearing you’ve been banned from Russia is like finding out you’ll never get shot into outer space with no way home.
It’s probably a fucking relief.
When I got divorced and realized I’d never have to go to Windsor again? Same vibe.
Russia is a shithole run by a murderous autocrat with a tiny dick. Melanie and Justin should thank Putin. That’s a life favor.
— Mackenzie Gray (@Gray_Mackenzie) March 15, 2022
Look at what they’ll miss. Sidewalk cafe’s…
outstanding shopping district so Justin can buy Sophie something special like water…
Garbage is NOT a problem in Russia. You can put it ANYWHERE as long as Putin doesn’t see it, it doesn’t exist. No recycling. Nothing. Incredible.
Canadian MP’s like Melanie Jolie, Chrystia Freeland, and Justin Trudeau will miss sweet Soviet area Russian architecture but they’ll get by. No biggie.
If they manage to sneak in, Russia’s premier Bed and Breakfast is open for business on the outskirts of town.
Fuck Russia. It’s right there with Myanmar, North Korea, and my old in-laws for “Places dean wouldn’t go if you gave him $20 million dollars and his own jet.”
Canada wins again.
PS: Putin is such a pussy, he announced the bans during Zelensky’s INCREDIBLE speech to Canada’s Parliament. It’s what cowards do.