Ted Cruz on porn video "liked" from his Twitter account: Staffer accidentally hit the wrong button, "It was not me” https://t.co/kk8iyxiIRx
— CNN (@CNN) September 13, 2017
The impressive part of this interview is when he says the staffer who accidentally liked the porn tweet, wouldn’t be fired!
BWAHAHAHAHAHA.
That’s because it’s you, you queso chomping cake fart! You can’t publicly fire someone who doesn’t exist because CNN will be up your ass like a roundworm tearing the cover off who was fired, turning colleagues against Ted, generally making his life miserable.
Watching Trump get anally probed every day probably doesn’t sit well with Ted so the best way out of this lie…blame someone who doesn’t exist and don’t fire that fake person for liking the porn tweet you liked. Get it? Good, because it’s some evil genius shit.